Logic
What month has 28 days?
All of them
What is 30
1
Powerhouse?
Mitochondria
Why did the old man fall down the hole?
He couldn't see that well
What has 4 letters, but sometimes has 9 letters?
Yes.
What covers over 73% of Earth's surface?
Air
A big number
Where can you find nails?
At the hardware store
Why was the lady pushed over at the bank?
She asked the teller to check her balance
Why is the longest nose ever recorded only 11 inches?
Because anything longer becomes a foot
If I have 10 candles that burn for 10 minutes each, how long would it take the candles to burn if I lit them all?
100 minutes
a2+B2
C2
How many feet of DNA do your cells contain?
6 feet
How many sith does it change to take a lightbulb?
Zero. They are all on the dark side
When does today come before yesterday?
In the dictionary
If I have 10 bananas and 1 watermelon in one hand, and 3 gallons of vanilla ice cream in the other hand, what do I have?
Really Big Hands
Which weighs more: A pound of bricks or a pound of feathers?
They weigh the same
Within 100 feet, how long are your intestines?
15 feet
Why is the best present broken drums?
Because they just can't be beat
If 4 men building a wall takes 60 minutes, how long would it take 8 men to build the same wall?
Nothing
Why is the corner of the room always the warmest?
Because its 90o
Within 1000 miles, How many miles of blood vessels does your body contain?
60,000
What word can you make shorter by adding 2 letters?
Short
I have cities, but no houses. I have mountains, but no trees. I have water, but no fish. What am I?
A map