Extended Family
Probably the nicest person in the extended family
Grammy Sheila
#howharddidpubertyhit [hand over mouth emoji] [4 images]
Samantha
Going into this European-set stage show, featuring only two actors, Dad said "You know I've gotta pull an activity like this at least once per trip"
The Medici Dynasty Show
Beloved handyman, he did most of his work on Elsmere – but also managed to screw up a few projects on Shelburne
Kirby
This phrase would be more suited to a group of Tostitos executives than to the Frankel Family
"Do you soak your own chips?"
Trumpy, tweet tweet
Megan
It's not often that my mother has the opportunity to be the "mean parent", so way to seize the moment Mom
Alec
A ballet dancer in a working class family... seen (appropriately) in London's west end
Billy Elliott
A soccer teammate of Samantha (I believe) who resembled this large video game character
Giant Clank
Not sold at Colossal Cupcakes
Cake Shakes
Geoff has diagnosed this family member with a personality disorder
Grammy C
Cuomo quoted Jorge Santayana today. Granted, it was the quote that’s become an aphorism but the students of American philosophy among us all had a little moment, I’m sure.
Aunt/Cousin Meredith
Performing some of our most favorite songs in an ever-present Canadian accent was this musical... seen in Toronto
We Will Rock You
Although a full-service jewelry retailer, Sol Frankel was best known in the industry for this skill
Watch Repair
Though the hills of San Francisco certainly feel like a work out, they weren't enough for the family to produce this pungent aura
Funky Gym Environment
Not a real aunt
Keith
Getting breakfast at an NYC diner with my parents.
Ilene
Fronted by American Idol's Constantine Maroulis, this musical was seen (and exited at intermission) in San Francisco's Tenderloin district
Rock of Ages
She was nicknamed "Double D" for multiple reasons, as Samantha regrettably disclosed to her face
Deborah Deutch Rabinowitz
The many 2 star Yelp reviews for this BBQ restaurant put a significant damper on this commonly uttered word-of-mouth assessment
I heard it's good
DAILY DOUBLE
"another one in the same way"
Saul
Men's [Shake Weight] Version. Same technique as women's version, but these fellas seem to have got their hands on a somewhat larger unit.
Something was stirring, shifting ground... at this local musical production seen in the mid-2000s
Seussical
Sol and Belle Frankel are buried next to these cousins, who were known as Cleveland's first family of Japanese art (last name)
Verne
In ancient times, this was presented to win God's favor. In modern times, Dad's favor will do.
an "offering"