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Contrived Names
400

Funnily enough, two people with this name, meaning twin, are running in this year's Eboard elections.

Thomas

400

The third branch of this restaurant in Michigan opened in the fall, giving students another late night option.

Raising Canes

400

Age: 53 

Cause of death: Recoil from the Infinity Gauntlet

Tony Stark

400

Any of a group of basic proteins found in chromatin

Histone

800

Despite now being inaccurate, this email is a holdover from before there were 4 board members.

qbtriumvirate@umich.edu

800

This is the most common restaurant in Ann Arbor, with locations in Kerrytown, South U, Plymouth Road, and South Main.

No Thai!

800

Age: 589

Cause of death: Fell into Mount Doom

Gollum/Smeagol

800

A popular Netflix series based on the Game Changer books by Rachel Reid

Heated Rivalries

1200

Last year, this action was done by Subha. This year, it was almost done by Anthony Yin

Election Interference

1200

It’s not actually served there, but this restaurant’s name reflects an animal from the order Testudines.

Slurping Turtle

1200

Age: 30

Cause of death: Poisoned in a fencing duel

Hamlet

1200

A single-stranded molecule that carries genetic instructions from DNA in the cell nucleus to the cytoplasm, directing the synthesis of proteins.

MRNA

1600

Following the 2020 census redistricting, Debbie Dingell moved to this district to represent Ann Arbor.

6th district

1600

According to the official Michigan app, there are this many dining halls open to the public.

7

1600

Age: 45

Cause of death: Electrocuted by his own master

Darth Vader

1600

This name was given to Creek II because of the inclusion of a 1/1 trash distribution.

Peak II

2000

One of the most pressing issues facing incoming board members is this, especially as it will be exacerbated by the graduation of Adam and Reed.

Storing Quiz Bowl trophies

2000

Fitting as it is a bakery, Ondo means this word in Japanese.

Temperature

2000

Age: 20 

Cause of death: Bled out from vampire-induced-wounds aboard a burning ship

Jonathan Joestar

2000

This alternative name tells you how smart one must be to play in this yearly Undergraduate tournament.

IQ Billions Tournament