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Most Evil Villains in Video Game History (according to Business Insider)
Movie based on quip
180

128 / 2652 (4.83%) in Blackjack

Getting blackjack

180

Daily double

___ is worth 1.7 cents in its components, too bad it's only legal to use it as 1 cent. 

Penny

180

In DnD 5e, the artificer class gains their magics from the goddess of scientific and industrial magic.

naw

180

Due to their relentless, unexplained pursuit of ___, our hero can never truly know peace. Even when he defeats them, they jump right back into the fray after a few seconds.

Bonus points if you can name all 4 of them


The ghosts from "Pac-Man"


180

“Big Mistake. Big. Huge.”

Pretty Woman

280

1 in 662,000 

But hey, if you're lucky. And in Tokyo from July to August 2021

Getting a gold Olympic medal

280

3.14 to 1 USD

Heckin' good chance to go to the moon

Dogecoin

280

Eustace Fitzherbert is the real name of Flynn made a name for himself as a notorious thief. In a turn of events following years of travel and plunder, however, he experienced a change of heart upon falling in love with Rapunzel, the lost princess of Corona.

Eugene instead

280

this space racist is the head of ___, a pro-human (which means anti-everyone else) terrorist organization that uses violence and sabotage in order to advance what it thinks are the main goals of humanity.


The Illusive Man from "Mass Effect 2" and "Mass Effect 3"


280

“These people are so posh and snobby, they’re snoshy.”

Crazy Rich Asians

380

1 in 13,000,000

Everyone meets their end eventually, and their little dogs too

Dying in a tornado

380

a gram bar of this would be worth $56.86 USD today

gold 

(troll face)

380

Chris Hemsworth is set to portray the human version of Buzz Lightyear character in the next film: Lightyear, which will explore his backstory.

Chris Evans instead

380

this greedy ___ puts you in enormous debt to him, using your payments to upgrade his quaint little general store into a two-story department store.


Tom Nook from "Animal Crossing"


380

“I know.”

The Empire Strikes Back

OR

the new one

480

1 in 3.7 million

Fish are friends, after all. Not food

Killed by a shark
480

361.9 to 1 USD

Hyperinflation around 2008 led to bills ranging from 10 billion to 100 trillion dollars in value being printed.

This means that for around £3.20, you could put “multi-trillionaire” on your Tinder profile.

Zimbabwean dollar


480

The Phillis screwdriver is also know as the "cross-recess", "cross-head", or "cross-point" screwdriver.

Phillips instead

480

his merry band of federal agents come a-knockin' and gun down Marston for his past crimes in his own backyard.


Edgar Ross from "Red Dead Redemption"


480

“Bye, Felicia”

Friday

580

1 in 8,192

With those odds, how am I supposed to catch them all?

Catching a Shiny Pokemon

(Pokemon Gold and Silver)

580

using gold as a standard, one of these is worth $62.16 USD in cameroon around 2005


Bottle caps

In 2005, a brewery in Cameroon started printing prize offers under beer bottle caps to boost sales.

Competitors followed suit until eventually, for the price of one beer, you were almost guaranteed to win anything from another beer to a sports car.

People then started using their bottle caps to pay their taxi fares. Taxi drivers used them to bribe the traffic police. Pretty soon they became a small part of the local economy.

We'll toast to that.

 

580

Ganon actually wins in certain Zelda timelines: Wind Waker, Majora's Mask, and Spirit Tracks to name a few. Others hinge on his defeat then resurgence like Breath of the Wild.

Not majora's mask

580

___ has the distinct honor of being the only villain on our list who was actually a real person. In real life and in the game, he eventually became known as Pope Alexander VI. The game splits from real life (we think) by making him part of the Templars, a secret society that seeks world domination and opposes the Assassins.


Rodrigo Borgia from "Assassin's Creed II"


580

“I am serious and don’t call me Shirley.”

Airplane