Torture
Suffered eleven seasons on the beach in a red bathing suit.
What is Baywatch?
Used to eliminate spoiled French royalty.
What is a guillotine?
A sidearm that is famous for measuring five fingers in width.
What is a Cinquedea?
Is a flesh-eating bacteria.
Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus (MRSA)
Never reads or uses the naval cutlass.
What is a high school student?
Frequently ignored and disregarded to make reading emails impossible.
What are capitalization and punctuation?
Modern means to dispatch criminals.
What is lethal injection?
A crushing weapon named after a celestial object.
What is a Morning Star?
A bloodstream infection that almost killed Wbee.
What is sepsis?
Was responsible for making pirates famous and mythical.
Who is Walt Disney?
A situation where you can say, "I DON'T CARE!!!"
What are pictures of dogs or kids?
Used by the military for eliminating spies.
What is the firing squad?
Made medieval armor and castles obsolete.
What is gunpowder?
A disruptive pandemic caused a bizarre and unjust quarantine.
What is COVID?
A punishment or execution used over the fictional "walking the plank".
What is keelhauled?
Used to extract information from enemy spies.
What are car batteries and jumper cables?
Some people mispronounce this procedure to punish horse thieves.
What is hanged?
Inflicted the greatest number of casualties and wounds in World War I.
What is artillery?
Wiped out one-third of the population in medieval Europe.
What is the Black Death?
Pirates didn’t use treasure maps, but they did value (and steal) a certain type of map.
What are sailing charts?
Is like a fork scraping on a blackboard.
What is Leo's opinion?
The best way to get rid of a witch.
What is burned at the stake?
Used in Japan, but nowhere else?
What is a nuclear bomb?
Is called bovine spongiform encephalopathy?
What is Mad Cow Disease?
Settled their violent ways in the city of Las Vegas.
Who are the Raiders football team?