How can you drop a glass vase on a concrete floor and not crack it?
easily, Concrete floors are hard to crack
Which word in the dictionary has an odd spelling?
odd
Bill fell from a 30-foot ladder while traveling 3m/s but didn’t get hurt. How is that possible?
He fell from the bottom rung.
Every single person at a restaurant got sick, except for two people who were completely fine. How is that possible?
The two people were a couple and, therefore, not single.
Random disgraced hobo kills everyone to become a god
ELDEN RING
What’s something that copies your looks but not your sounds?
a mirror
how many letters are in THE ALPHABET
11
Look at this series: 53, 53, 40, 40, 27, 27, … What number should come next?
14
If you had only one match and walked into a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood and a newspaper, which would you light first?
the match
Man complains about the upcoming weather and plays cards against villagers instead of searching for his foster child.
witcher 3
I wave, even if you don’t say hello. What am I?
a flag
What kind of cheese is made backward?
edam
The day before yesterday I was 25. The next year I will be 28. This is true only one day in a year. What day is my Birthday?
dec 31st
What three-letter word sounds like a letter it does not contain?
eye.
A person fall asleep on a carriage, wakes up and saves the world by shouting at things.
skyrim
What’s something that has a lot of holes in it but can still hold water?
a sponge
I’m where yesterday follows today, and tomorrow’s in the middle. What am I?
A dictionary.
Two girls were born to the same mother, at the same time, on the same day, in the same month and the same year and yet somehow they’re not twins. Why not?
triplets
Because there was a third girl, which makes them triplets
What kind of dress can never be worn?
an address
Orphan beats up asylum patients
batman: Arkham asylum
A train pulls up to the station. You notice that one car is full of people, but there isn’t a single person on board. How can that be?
Everyone in that train car is married.
What’s one question that nobody can honestly say “no” to?
“Are you awake?”
the bus driver. At the first stop 15 people get on. At your second stop, five people get off and six get on. At the third stop, 10 people get off and 20 get on. At the fourth stop, 8 people get off and 5 people get on. What color are the bus driver's eyes?
brown
What building has more stories than any others in the neighborhood?
The library.
Human trafficking a child for a insurgency while trying to not get eaten while also not starving to death at the same time.
last of us