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CRAZY CORNER QUESTION TIME! If you answer the additional question correctly, you MAY be rewarded. (Maybe not. lol)
"My aunt has one and had nothing but trouble with it."
Crazy question: How many legs does a millipede have?
DMC: Friends and family
2nd answer: between 40 and 400
If you got the question right - Team with lowest points gets double points next turn
Refused ID&V
BIG CHANCE OMG - Get this question right and win 1000 points! CAREFUL! If you can't answer, the team with the lowest points can steal!
"The engineer has already come out and said that the signal is too weak."
"Ah, there's been a mix up, I have a booking made earlier today."
Non-DMC: Already booked
UH OH BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE SMART OUTBOUND
Get this question right OR lose 100 points and the team with the lowest points GETS 50% more points!
Account you are going to book is split fuels (so electric and gas on two different accounts)...
Non-DMC: Escalation matrix / Not merged
"I get called a lot for this person. The account numbers are very similar, but I'm not the person you're looking for."
OMG another BIG BOY get this question right, win 500 points! So much, so big
"*coughcough* Oh I'm just waiting for the council to come and fix this asbestos wall."
DMC: Work needed
COIN TOSS! Getting this question right MAY have unexpected results....
"I'd rather just go online and book it, thank you."
DMC: Online
Got it right? ALL TEAMS LOSE 100 POINTS, THOSE THEN GO TO TEAM WITH LEAST POINTS BIG COIN TOSS ACTION
Got it wrong? GET 200 POINTS ANYWAY THIS IS MADNESS I TELL YOU MADNESS
"Hello, you've gotten through to Norman Bigbeard. Please leave a message after the tone."
Wrong number
"Pish posh!" *hangs up*
Hung Up
VAMPIRE ATTACK! Get this question right and steal 100 points from the highest scoring team. If you are that team, then well done you keep your points lol
"I would have one, but the meter is in the loft right next to a ruddy great big pillar and I'm not talking about the wife either."
Non-DMC: Meter obstruction
TWISTER TIME! If you get this question RIGHT, then the team with the lowest points GETS THE SAME AMOUNT OF POINTS! Hmmm... time to get tactical!
"..."
Silent Call
BIG CHANCE TIME OMG Get this question correct and get 500 points!
"I do want a smart meter, but I live on the 5th floor."
Non-DMC: Flat (over 4)
"Hi, I'm afraid he has passed away. I am his grandson."
Non-DMC: Deceased
ADDITONAL COMPLETELY UNRELATED QUIZ QUESTION INBOUND, ARE YOU READY? Reward revealed only if you get the question right!
"Yes, thank you I look forward to my appointment."
Additional question: Name 4 player pieces from the board game Monopoly
Appointment booked
2nd answers: Top hat, thimble, moneybag, cannon, cat, dog, battleship, wheelbarrow, iron
Reward: WIN an additional 100 points! So lucky!
DEALERS CHOICE! The quiz master will now think up some kind of crazy rule!
"I would have one, but where I live, the meter is actually all the way out in the barn some 30 metres away."
DMC: Meter's too far
"I've heard that I can get radiation poisoning from having a smart meter."
"That all sounds rather wonderful, but I'm quite happy as I am thank you!"
Happy as is
BONUS CHANCE! Get the extra question right and earn DOUBLE points! OMG it's so much! :O
"Mark Louie on TV says that getting a smart meter is unnecessary."
Extra question: If this customer was to say yes, but they have an E7 meter, how should we book it?
DMC: Bad press
Extra answer:
Non-DMC: Escalation Matrix (Kingswinford)
OH NO! It's a trap! Answer this question correctly to keep your points, otherwise LOSE 200 points!
"I may want one in future, but right now my health isn't great so I can't promise an appointment date as I'm in and out of surgery."
DMC: Health / Happy as is
A customer agrees to have a smart meter, but there are no appointments available.
DMC: Appointment availability
BONUS CHANCE! Answer this question correctly and get double points! BUT! Answer it wrongly and LOSE your points!
"I want to have a smart meter, but I've been told I need to get an DSEAR certificate before the engineer can come out."
Non-DMC: Work needed
"I'm moving home so I'd rather wait till the next people who move in can make a choice."
Non-DMC: Moving house
"I want one, but my landlord says no."
Non-DMC: Landlord