SMASH 101
Handheld, bread-based, her all-time favorite food.
What is a sandwich?
Two answers: the Jewish day school and the private school that split her high school years.
What are Bialik and LCC?
Cotton, linen, silk — she’ll deliver a full lecture on this.
What are fabrics?
The city where they met.
What is Montreal?
Her party prep involves raiding these, and they don’t belong to her.
What are her friends’ closets?
Between Samantha and her last name, and it rhymes with “jolly.”
What is Molly?
Her sorority, and the eighth letter of the Greek alphabet.
What is Theta?
This academic maneuver has never once failed her and never once had consequences.
What is finagling an extension?
Their favorite evening activity, and it’s aquatic.
What is water therapy?
The one non-negotiable quality required of anyone rooming with her.
What is tidiness?
Malka, but make it official.
What is her Hebrew name?
Her first internship sent her to this South African city.
What is Cape Town?
She insists she didn’t earn this piece of anatomy at the gym — she arrived with it.
What is her six-pack?
This person picked up the check on the first date.
Who is Smash?
In an apocalypse, we’re all headed to her house, thanks to this person’s famously stacked fridge.
Who is Marla?
The Montreal street she grew up on sounds like a weather forecast.
What is Sunnyside?
The consulting firm that gave her her first big-girl job.
What is McKinsey?
Fully licensed friends receive her services in this profession, though no degree and no invoice were involved.
What is a psychologist?
The number of months they dated before moving in together, expressed as a vibe rather than a number.
What is “very few”?
A bad attitude, but a great name for a childhood stuffed animal.
What is Crabby?
Before it got shortened, the nickname started as this mouthful.
What is Stumash?
The Penn honor society she was tapped for, named after a piece of academic headwear.
What is Mortar Board?
She once danced professionally for this company.
What is Superior Sound?
(DAILY DOUBLE) — The night before this banking interview, he allegedly friend-zoned her. Allegedly.
What is Max’s Moelis interview?
She’d sweep both of these phone awards: one for a very full contacts list, one for a very full inbox.
What are Most Contacts and Most Unread Messages?