Jeremy
Jeremy's Wife
Sarah
The revamp of these (which are still not complete) might as well be considered the cause of WW3.
Scorecards
These two letters indicate you need to use the restroom. Inspired by pregnant Karli
QK
This VP has a hard time not speaking in Manager Calibration
Tekla DeMercado
Day of the week dedicated to SMU
SMUsday!
These are the names of Jeremy's 3 kids
Caleb, Nora, Maggie
Cal & Karli both had big ideas about keeping this clean
The SMU Inbox
Carlos sang this song while getting pulled over in a SMU Byte
Pink Pony Club
Eric Chee
Cal is always asking if we can hire for this position that will schedule meetings and get our coffee
SMUcretary
The Size of Jeremy's Hands
7.5 (6 is also acceptable)
They felt passionately about having 2 scorecards. One for Tenured and one for NHL
Jace & Brie
Used to measure things and shouldn't be kept at your desk (looking at you gentleman)
Tape Measure
She (among others) believe supervisors can be coached to more than 1 thing. She said it in front of Bob
Danie'l Alvarez
This is when SMU takes over
SMUtiny
Sarah makes these for Jeremy's lunch. Described as "AMAZING" and typically toasted
Sandwiches
The department you email a form with "niceties" to in order to get data collection
QA
Jeremy dressed as a Pokemon. The name includes SMU.
Detective PikaSMU
The most fun day of Manager Calibration and Chris Grill is always last
Calibration Draft Day!
Used to describe a way to make SMU happy or appease us in SMU
SMUsy
These are not coming back in style no matter how many times Jeremy wears them
The meeting that we are not invited to but required to go to that is supposed to be about development but isn't
L3
The mood board we use to make fun of Jeremy
Which Jer Are You Today?
The Format
It's SMUs world and we are all just livin' in it
SMUniverse