Snakes jokes
Why do snakes drink coffee
Because it makes them viperactive
Whats a snake that has venom and has a hoodie that scares off predators
A king cobra
Name a venomous snake (hint) its spits venom
A spiting snake
This movie takes place on a plane
Snakes on a plane
What do you call a snake that bakes
A pie-thon
How do snakes clean thier windows
Windscreen vipers
What lives in a desert and is venomous
A in
land taipan
Name a snake (hint)its one of the most advance venom in the world
Russle's viper
This movie takes on a train
Snakes on a train
How does a snake shoot something?
With a boa and arrow
Whats a snakes favorite tv show?
Monty python
What mostly lives in your garden and is hard to see inthe grass
Garter snakes
Name a snake (hint) it has a rattle at the end of its tail
Rattle snake
The title of this movie is a part of a snakes body
Fangs
What do you call a funny snake ?
Hisssssssterical
What do you call a boa that builds
A boa constructor
What has a black mouth and is venomous and one of the most dangerous in the world
A black mamba
Highly venomous but not usually aggressive, only biting as a last resort (hint) their name has something to do with the ocean plants.
Coral snaKe
Thiis movie is the name of the largest and deadliest snake in the world
Anaconda
What did the snake give her boyfriend?
A goodnight hissss
How do venomous snakes kill thier prey?
In cold blood!
What is big and even eats a small boy that has no venom and constrict you
A python
Most venomous snake in the world (hint) it's not on land
Sea Snake
This movie is about the one snake that eats other snakes
King cobra
What do snakes do when they get angry?
They throw hissy fits