Snow Jokes
What did the icy road say to the car?
Want to go for a spin?
You play me on ice
Hockey
I have wings but I cannot fly. I am a royal but not a king, I lay eggs but I am not a chicken. What am I?
A Penguin
I am like apple juice but warm
Apple Cidar
I am a poor boy too pa-rum-pum-pum-pum
Little Drummer Boy
What do you call it when a snowman throws a temper tantrum.
A meltdown
This game may involve building forts to hide from others.
Snowball Fight
I am worn to mark a successful victory, I am also made of flowers and leaves formed into a circle, and I vary from big to tiny. What am I?
A wreath
This candy can be in multiple colors and shaped like a walking stick.
Candy Cain
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
Let it Snow
What's the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has Noel
You put a scarf, buttons, a top hat on me, what am I?
A snowman
I am a dreamlike fairyland, but I can be horrific to many when I cover the land with ice. What am I?
Winter
This warm drink is great after playing outside.
Hot Chocolate
The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Let it go
What do you call a snowman in summer.
A puddle
You build me out of cookies and frosting. I am a home.
Gingerbread house.
We can be made of leather or wool, we come in pairs and keep you from cold. What am I?
Winter gloves.
I am a cookie that you put frosting on
a sugar cookie
Then one foggy christmas eve, santa came to say
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
What do yeti on diets eat?
Iceberg lettuce.
This thing makes everything feel colder, and gives you a chill. It often moves snow around.
Wind
You can slide down the mountain when you put me on, I can be made from plastics, steel and sometimes wooden. What am I?
Skis
This cookie can be dipped in almond bark or eaten without it. What am I?
A Ginger snap
Come on let's go and play, I never see you any more, Come out the door, It's like you've gone away!, We used to be best buddies, And now we're not, I wish you would tell me why
Do you want to build a snowman from Frozen.