Sarah was born on this date
What is August 29th, 1982?
Sarah has run marathons in these two locations
What are Chicago and Portland, OR?
Sarah moved to Spokane at this age
What is 3?
Sarah has had approximately 5,350,250 of this type of pet
What are cats?
These two humans are direct descendants of Sarah
Who are Ari and Will?
I am the greatest state in the union, also the state of Sarah's birth
What is Oregon?
As Aunt Terry would say, "Did you know Sarah was the starting this position for Gonzaga Prep High School's basketball team?"
What is point guard?
It makes sense that Sarah loves basketball considering her mom played for this Spokane university
What is Gonzaga University?
Sarah had a cat named after this Seattle Mariner known for his famous hit in 1995
Who is Edgar Martinez?
Sarah thinks this slow sport is by far the most stressful to watch as a parent
What is baseball?
You shouldn't ASSUME that this is the best school in Spokane, but it is where Sarah went to kindergarten through 8th grade
What is Assumption Catholic School
Sarah played four years of basketball at this university, the oldest west of the Mississippi
Willamette University
Sarah's dad is from this location, which she has visited over 30 times
What is Natick, MA
Sarah almost ended her marriage two weeks in by bringing home this pet
Who is Batman?
Ari once said, "Mom, maybe I just don't love this sport as much as you?"
What is basketball?
Sarah loves these two despite the fact they led to immeasurable amounts of clothes being lost forever from her closet?
Who are Katie and Corrina?
Sarah loved to vomit after running this race in track
What is 400 meters?
Sarah has aunts/uncles/sisters/in-laws/first cousins in this many states
What is 5?
Arizona
Oregon
Washington
New York
Massachusettes
This childhood pet lives in infamy for one of the most adorable pictures that has ever existed
Who is Trevor boy?
Something was a little Wonka-y when Sarah went to every performance when Ari played this character
Who is Mike Teevee?
Sarah had an identification card for this free-thinking, no grades given Oregon university with her baby picture on it
Reed College
In college, Sarah once fainted, hit her head and missed two months of basketball, but gained an apropos nickname by eating this food
What are potatoes?
Sarah and her sisters have this middle name
What is Byrne?
This golden toast topping was the snack of choice for one of Sarah's pets
What is Butter?
Sarah had this type of syndrome when she was pregnant with Will, not named for a famous Beatles song of the same name
What is HELLP syndrome?