Funny
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
The kind of music rabbits like.
HIP HOP
The more you have of it, the less you see
DARKNESS
I am hot but never cool down. What am I?
THE SUN
Who is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
A stuffed turkey
I am an animal named after the one I eat.
ANTEATER
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
YOUR BREATH
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
YOUR NAME
What is the safest room to be in during a zombie apocalypse?
The LIVING ROOM
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A WALK
What question can you never honestly say yes to?
Are you asleep? / Are you sleeping?
I start with M, end with X, and have a never-ending amount of letters. What am I?
MAILBOX
What kind of room has no doors or windows?
MUSHROOM
Where do fish keep their money?
In the river bank
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood. Everyone uses me to write and draw, what am I?
A PENCIL
What has a head and a tail but no legs?
A COIN
What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
DOORS
A rooster lays an egg on the roof of a barn. Which way does the egg roll?
IT doesn’t, roosters don’t lay eggs.
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
CLOCK
What is full of holes but still holds water
A SPONGE