Tricky Questions
Why did I go golfing with two pairs of pants on?
Just in case I get a hole in 1.
The more you have of it, the less you see
DARKNESS
How many months have 28 days?
All 12 months have at least 28 days.
Your age!
What is never hungry during Thanksgiving?
A stuffed turkey
When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?
A clock!
What question can you never honestly say yes to?
Are you asleep? / Are you sleeping?
What part of your body smells the best?
Your nose!
Why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?
She likes to rock and roll.
What gets wet while drying?
A towel
What belongs to you but other people use it more than you do?
YOUR NAME
I have a head and a tail, but no body. I am lucky if you find me, but I make very little sense.
What am I?
A penny! (Very little cents, indeed!)
There is an apple tree on a cliff. If the wind is blowing 15mph to the west, where would the apple fall?
DOWN
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
The Future
What is harder to catch the faster you run?
YOUR BREATH
What has to break before you use it?
An egg!
What gives you the strength and power to walk through walls?
DOORS
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An echo
What is the safest room to be in during a zombie apocalypse?
The LIVING ROOM
An explorer is looking south, when she hears a growl and turns around and sees a bear behind her, to the south. What color is the bear?
White; it's a polar bear!