What type of access is made using the patient's own vessels?
Fistula.
What is more useful when it is broken?
An Egg
Someone who often supervises those with an LMSW, can diagnose, and provide treatment independently.
LCSW
Skin
What type of access has the highest amount of infection rates?
Catheters
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
Feather
Largest membership organization of professional social workers in the United States, focused on enhancing the profession and advancing social policies.
NASW
What year did Facebook launch?
2004
True or false, kidney function can be reversible in the chronic stage?
False. Only acute kidney damage may be reversible.
What do the numbers 11, 69, and 88 have in common?
They all read the same when upside down.
The APA writes, edits, reviews, and publishes the reference book.
DSM
How many keys does a piano have?
88
Lightheadedness, nausea, vomiting, and fainting spells are symptoms of what?
Hypotension.
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to fix the fence! HAHAHAHA!
FAREAFI is a useful acronym that helps guide you through the process of selecting your response for FIRST/NEXT type of questions when taking the LMSW or LCSW exam. Identify what each letter stands for.
Feelings, Assess, Refer, Educate Advocate, Facilitate, and Intervene.
How many bones do sharks have?
0. Sharks do not have any bones. HAHAHAHA!
Who is the MOST important member of the multidisciplinary team?
The Patient. :)
What goes up, but never comes down?
Your age.
ASSPIRINS is a useful acronym that helps guide you through the process of selecting your response for BEST/MOST type of questions when taking the LMSW or LCSW exam. Identify what each letter stands for.
Acknowledge the patient (rapport building), Assess, Start where the patient is at, Protect life (safety of patient/community), Intoxicated (do not treat), Rule out medical issue, Informed consent, Non-judgmental stance, Support patient self-determination.
What is the largest desert in the world?
Antarctic Desert (covers the entire continent of Antarctica).