Can't touch this!
Eliminates manual processes
That was the missing link!
Its just like having me there when I'm hundreds of miles away.
The Double Robot
It's getting Hot in here!
Measures ambient temperate
We're going to need a bigger place.
Cramped work spaces due to file storage
Purchasing that is above my pay grade.
Multi-level approval process
People often confuse me with a sweet potato because I'm just that good.
Yet Another Mail Merge (YAMM)
Excuse me! Where can I find the library?
Alice the Receptionist
Which Way did he go?
Detects abnormal directional movements
"Check the other stack of papers"
Disorganized, cluttered desk space
I can save you a ton.
Reduced operating cost.
Can you hear me now?
Telemarketing
I'm really not authorized to be in lab... but who's smart enough to watch out for me?
Mobotix Camera
The first time I saw your face.
Performs facial recognition for access control
Rhymes with "Byron Fountain"
Iron Mountain
Same ole stuff... a different day!
Eliminates repetitive processes
I've got the magic touch(es)!
16 Touch Program
$400.00 in color copies!! Who's going to pay for it?
Cost Accounting Solution
I'm going to tell EVERYONE!
Escalating warning system with integration to local authorities
I'll have to overnight it!
They require of immediate access to records
Let's work together!
Enables collaboration
Customized...because you're the only one for me.
1 to 1 Marketing
I waited as long as I could for your fax. I'm afraid I've just left the office.
Fax Server solution
Call me if this happens!
Auto Event Detection
It will take weeks to pull that together.
The company is audited regularly by governing agencies.