Riddle
I have five fingers but I am not alive. What am I?
A glove
What can you catch but not throw?
A cold.
Why did the bicycle fall?
Because it was two tired
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner.
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel.
What goes up but never goes down?
Your Age
What is at the end of the RAINBOW?
The letter W
When things go wrong what can you always count on?
Your fingers
What kind of cup does not hold water?
A cupcake
What can a child make but never see?
Noise
What always runs but never stops?
A river
What goes from the letter Z to A? Hint: animal
A zebra
Why do cats make good warriors?
Because they have nine lives
I have a neck, but no head. I have two arms, but no hands. What am I?
A shirt
David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle and _____?
David
I am easy to lift, but hard to throw. What am I?
A feather
Which fish costs the most?
A goldfish
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because seven ate nine
If you multiply this number by any other number, the answer will always be the same. What number is this?
Zero
What can you break without touching it?
A promise
Where would you take a sick boat?
To the dock
Why is the letter A like a flower?
Because Bs come after them
What type of music do rabbits listen to?
Hip- Hop
What fruit can you never cheer up?
A blueberry
What can make the octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles)