What kind of room has no doors or windows?
A Mushroom
if you dont keep me i'll break. What am i?
A promise
The person who makes it has no need of it; the person who buys it has no use for it. The person who uses it can neither see nor feel it. What is it?
A coffin
The day before yesterday I was 21, and next year I will be 24. When is my birthday?
December 31; today is January 1.
Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
What two words added together contain the most letters?
Post office
what comes once in a minute , twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?
The letter M
What 4-letter word can be written forward, backward or upside down, and can still be read from left to right?
NOON
The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it?
Darkness
What has many needles, but doesn’t sew?
A Christmas Tree
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
The letter "o"
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
stairs
What gets bigger when more is taken away?
A hole
Two fathers and two sons are in a car, yet there are only three people in the car. How?
They are a grandfather, father and son.
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
Your Shadow
Where does one wall meet the other wall?
On the corner
I am a word of letters three; add two and fewer there will be.
few
Where does today come before yesterday?
The dictionary
A man dies of old age on his 25 birthday. How is this possible?
He was born on February 29
If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
Nine
Three doctors said that Bill was their brother. Bill says he has no brothers. How many brothers does Bill actually have?
None, he has 3 sisters
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A stamp
What is cut on a table, but is never eaten?
A deck of cards
What can’t be put in a saucepan?
Its lid
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck