Bonus
Sooz didn't know that checking off this school level on her college application would put her in the first gen club at Cornell.
What is trade school.
Sooz has groomed and loved this facial feature, but back in high school, they were practically nonexistent.
What are eyebrows.
Sooz stocked her freshman year fridge full on this delightful treat.
What are peppermint patties.
On a first date in NYC, a guy told Sooz that his roommate had done this to him in college. There was not a second date.
What is blew him.
These longtime chefs were Sooz's best friends at Temple of Zeus.
Who are Choklay and Nyima
What was Sooz snorting when she said "Don't film me, I'm going to run for Congress"
What is adderall.
Sooz hasn't run afoul of the law, but she did accidentally hook up with a minor -- the sibling of this friend.
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