Epic Fails and Haters
Insane Lore
Misc.
Crazy Talents
Pets
100
This person still hasn't seen Barbie or Oppenheimer
Xavier obviously
100
This person is the only one in the room who's seen the youth Olympics in Argentina (probably)
Jadyn George
100
This staff member almost won a state-level science fair after getting first place at the 7th grade science fair, but failed miserably
Sage Saling (this is a joke, ur probably very good at science Sage)
100
The circus has sought this staff member out for years because they can juggle
Thomas Lyons (he would run away with the circus)
100
This staff member has 2 turtles, named Frederick and Margaret
Amanda Arroyo
200
This person hates PB&J
Xavier Samuel
200
Stay jealous, because this staff member has seen 3/5 of 1D solo acts 
#ripLiamPayne -Elena Jordan
200
She has the same birthday as her dad
Raya Goulding
200
This staff member has done track and field, dancing, and table tennis
Jadyn George
200
She has a pet rabbit
Sage Saling
300
She's broken 3 toes and sprained an ankle
Harmony
300
A croissant changed the trajectory of her life
Sophie Taubman (who else tbh)
300
She's never been to California (this isn't really a flex)
Oluchi
300
This staff member can sing opera and tap dance
Harmony
300
She has a pet turtle named Dave
Maddie Morehead (you would)
400
When this person was in 2nd grade, they took the talented IQ test; out of 83,000 people that took the test, they ranked among the top 30, placing them in the 99th percentile
Mathius Gazi (so humble Mathius)
400
She doesn't have an appendix!
Alyssa Lanphear
400
This is one of the rare people who doesn't have an internal monologue and doesn't form thoughts as words (their thoughts look like this: ༒☦︎︎✔︎☏𓆉⌫𓁹𓂀ʕ•ᴥ)
Mathius Gazi (of course)
400
This person has two turtles, Speedy and Speedo
Aaron Lim