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hkn-trivia
Slack
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SAT???
100

i met my girlfriend in an airbnb

daniel

brent

ansh

keller

brent

100

Oldest slack channel

Comms

100

who sent this quote:

« i'm not waiting until shes 18 » - @ansh_shah

shrimp sheet

100

A symbolic lattice imposed upon time to render its passage bureaucratically addressable.

calendar

100

If f(x) = 2x² − 3, what is f(4)?

A) 5

B) 13

C) 29

D) 32

C) 29

200

i am allergic to eggs

sriya

gary

jonah

zach

gary sun

200

what binary number is written on a pink sheet of paper on the walls of the soda office? 

0b111 (7)

200

Who gets tagged when @rebgid is used? (name 4)

Jacob, Olivia, Brent, Justin, Juhyun, Kira, Jonah, Rylee, Jade, Sriya, Prav 

200

A thermodynamic abstraction by which the joys of eating are converted into actionable guilt.

calorie

200

which event happened on saturday? 

superbowl watch part

Australian GP watch

brawl starts tournament

jacob getting food


Australian GP watch 

300

I relearned how to walk at 14

deepinder

jacob

chris

shankar

Chris

300

Which month has the most hkn birthdays this sem (Jan-May)?

April 

300

What 3 words will elicit this response:

Hey guys. Really terrible on my part but I have a mandatory event from X-Y PM today which i tried really hard to move to end at X+2 but they wont let me IK that possibly cuts into fashion show because the whole thing is X+1 - Y+1 so I’m wondering if anyone is willing to cover for me for ~30 mins (if the fashion show starts around X+2.5) .
Because we have 12 unique fashion show goers I don’t think it’ll take as long as talent show at all so @Paulina LMK if you think we dont need someone to cover. Just in case, if anyone is down to cover me before i get out at Y PM i’d be eternally grateful.

happen

happening

happened

300

The solemn rite of disciplining a fallible instrument into provisional concordance with an antecedently consecrated standard, so that its future utterances may be trusted to misrepresent reality only within tolerances we have agreed in advance to forgive.

calibrate

300

least dense planet in the solar system

what is Saturn

400

i've saved two people from drowning when i was 7

prav

sahir

grant

ansh


ansh

400

# exec + # officers + #ao = ???

50

400

How many total custom emojis do we have in slack (closest guess)

1139

400

A formal symbolic apparatus, bequeathed in parallel and acrimoniously by Newton and Leibniz, for the rigorous interrogation of quantities in flux — wherein the otherwise ungraspable notions of instantaneous change and accumulated totality are domesticated by the limiting procedure, that subtle conceptual sleight whereby the infinitesimal is invoked, exploited, and then discreetly dismissed — affording its initiates a grammar adequate to the description of motion, growth, decay, and every other phenomenon whose essence resists the static arithmetic of the merely countable.

calculus

400

From a Latin word meaning 'medley' or 'mixed dish,' this genre uses humor and irony to critique society

EX. Jonathan Swift proposal for eating Irish babies.

What is Satire? 

500

In middle school, I was added to a secret group for a bitcoin competition worth a lot of money. I accidentally leaked the existence of the group to someone and deleted my account in shame.

harrison

alok

jermaine

ryan

harrison K.

500

Name 3 categories have had no events listed on the calendar this sem

Indrel

Prodev

Fundraiser

Random

500

how many total messages were sent in slack since its creation till April 27th, 2026 (closest guess)

1,691,582

500

A modestly proportioned but disproportionately consequential institute on the sun-bleached plains of Pasadena, wherein a deliberately attenuated cohort of unusually obsessive minds is subjected, under a faculty whose Nobel laureates are sufficiently numerous to have acquired the air of an occupational hazard, to a regimen calibrated to extract from the physical and mathematical sciences such residual secrets as have not yet been compelled to surrender — functioning at once as a monastery of the quantitative disposition and a cultural enclave in which the detonation of pumpkins from the Millikan roof is treated as continuous with, rather than incidental to, the serious business of wresting intelligibility from a recalcitrant universe.

Caltech

500

What time zone does SAT/SAST stand for?

South African (Standard) Time