fake but true
hkn-trivia
Slack
cal-
SAT???
100
i met my girlfriend in an airbnb
daniel
brent
ansh
keller
brent
100
Oldest slack channel
Comms
100
who sent this quote:
« i'm not waiting until shes 18 » - @ansh_shah
shrimp sheet
100
A symbolic lattice imposed upon time to render its passage bureaucratically addressable.
calendar
100
If f(x) = 2x² − 3, what is f(4)?
A) 5
B) 13
C) 29
D) 32
C) 29
200
i am allergic to eggs
sriya
gary
jonah
zach
gary sun
200
what binary number is written on a pink sheet of paper on the walls of the soda office?
0b111 (7)
200
Who gets tagged when @rebgid is used? (name 4)
Jacob, Olivia, Brent, Justin, Juhyun, Kira, Jonah, Rylee, Jade, Sriya, Prav
200
A thermodynamic abstraction by which the joys of eating are converted into actionable guilt.
calorie
200
which event happened on saturday?
superbowl watch part
Australian GP watch
brawl starts tournament
jacob getting food
Australian GP watch
300
I relearned how to walk at 14
deepinder
jacob
chris
shankar
Chris
300
Which month has the most hkn birthdays this sem (Jan-May)?
April
300
What 3 words will elicit this response:
Hey guys. Really terrible on my part but I have a mandatory event from X-Y PM today which i tried really hard to move to end at X+2 but they wont let me 
IK that possibly cuts into fashion show because the whole thing is X+1 - Y+1 so I’m wondering if anyone is willing to cover for me for ~30 mins (if the fashion show starts around X+2.5) .
Because we have 12 unique fashion show goers I don’t think it’ll take as long as talent show at all so @Paulina LMK if you think we dont need someone to cover. Just in case, if anyone is down to cover me before i get out at Y PM i’d be eternally grateful.
happen
happening
happened
300
The solemn rite of disciplining a fallible instrument into provisional concordance with an antecedently consecrated standard, so that its future utterances may be trusted to misrepresent reality only within tolerances we have agreed in advance to forgive.
calibrate
300
least dense planet in the solar system
what is Saturn
400
i've saved two people from drowning when i was 7
prav
sahir
grant
ansh
ansh
400
# exec + # officers + #ao = ???
50
400
How many total custom emojis do we have in slack (closest guess)
1139
400
A formal symbolic apparatus, bequeathed in parallel and acrimoniously by Newton and Leibniz, for the rigorous interrogation of quantities in flux — wherein the otherwise ungraspable notions of instantaneous change and accumulated totality are domesticated by the limiting procedure, that subtle conceptual sleight whereby the infinitesimal is invoked, exploited, and then discreetly dismissed — affording its initiates a grammar adequate to the description of motion, growth, decay, and every other phenomenon whose essence resists the static arithmetic of the merely countable.
calculus
400
From a Latin word meaning 'medley' or 'mixed dish,' this genre uses humor and irony to critique society
EX. Jonathan Swift proposal for eating Irish babies.
What is Satire?
500
In middle school, I was added to a secret group for a bitcoin competition worth a lot of money. I accidentally leaked the existence of the group to someone and deleted my account in shame.
harrison
alok
jermaine
ryan
harrison K.
500
Name 3 categories have had no events listed on the calendar this sem
Indrel
Prodev
Fundraiser
Random
500
how many total messages were sent in slack since its creation till April 27th, 2026 (closest guess)
1,691,582
500
A modestly proportioned but disproportionately consequential institute on the sun-bleached plains of Pasadena, wherein a deliberately attenuated cohort of unusually obsessive minds is subjected, under a faculty whose Nobel laureates are sufficiently numerous to have acquired the air of an occupational hazard, to a regimen calibrated to extract from the physical and mathematical sciences such residual secrets as have not yet been compelled to surrender — functioning at once as a monastery of the quantitative disposition and a cultural enclave in which the detonation of pumpkins from the Millikan roof is treated as continuous with, rather than incidental to, the serious business of wresting intelligibility from a recalcitrant universe.
Caltech
500
What time zone does SAT/SAST stand for?
South African (Standard) Time