Textual Criticism
While many attribute authorship of Acts to Luke, there is one other possible author: this man.
Prof. Joel Fredrich
This is the analyzation of this greek verb: ἐτεθυκόμην.
Qal v/c Impf. 3rd Masc. Sg.
From 2021-25, MLC abandoned the Knight and adopted this as its mascot.
Ryan Boggs
"We don't just do Greek in here, men; we do ______."
Life
This is the only undefeated sports team at MLC.
The Ultimate Frisbee Club (UFC)
This is the complex, foundational manuscript written for Preseminary classes that has since been lost entirely. We only know it existed from context.
The Syllabus
The author of Alpha to Omega is ________.
The second-best author of a biblical language textbook.
This man recently became MLC's youngest Professor at only 23 years old.
Professor Waldschmidt
Professor Balge has this many children.
Trick question, they are not children but clones of himself.
MLC's theater department is putting on a Bible themed musical, David. This man is set to play Goliath.
Samuel J Rodriguez
This is the term for the dozens of red lines Koelpin has written throughout your paper.
Scribal Error
These are _______, you translate them __________.
These are Particles; you translate them by making stuff up off the top of your head.
This is the middle name of Prof. em. Thomas Nass.
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These are the two biggest obstacles for a Professor Balge lecture.
Lawn Mowers and Tornado Sirens
This is the collective noun used to describe the twelve (12) whole fans that show up to any given MLC sporting event.
Knight Nation
Your Professor begins an e-pistle (email) with the salutation, "Thanks for reaching out." This has the implied meaning "_______."
"Please stop emailing me."
This is the misleading adjective used to describe the readings in Alpha to Omega.
"Simplified."
This man is either a cook, a Professor, or a student, and no one knows which.
Jack Minch
This is Professor Balge's side-hustle.
Splittin' Log
This is what Arbor Day really is.
Doing unpaid labor earlier than your first class would've been.
This is what you do when the assignment on Moodle has a variant reading not found in Professor Paustian's slideshow in class.
Do both things and still be wrong.
This is the unspoken daily assignment for every beginning Classical Greek student.
Relearn the alphabet to look up a word definition.
MLC's campus features a retention pond that fills with deep water during even light rain. It is called _______.
The Football Field
This is the phrase Professor Balge just started saying one day in class and you missed the explanation so now when he says it every other day you just laugh along with everyone else.
Sprach Gefühl
What Dean's SPaM Gathering Random Ramblings™ and the Seminary Homiletics class both teach you.
That you can't read.