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"I order my dinner at 3:10 and eat it on the white couch. I
don't know which parent was having seizures when they
bought that couch. The trick to eating on it is to turn the
messy side of the cushions up. The couch has two personali-
ties: "Melinda inhaling pepperoni and mushroom" and "No
one ever eats in the family room, no ma'am." I chow and
watch TV until I hear Dad's Jeep in the driveway. Flip, flip,
flip — cushions reversed to show their pretty white cheeks,
then bolt upstairs."
What theme is being described?
What is appearance vs. reality?