Technically...
Old MacDonald had a Pharm
It's a Bit Co-Morbid
100

This device makes our pt's a little less sweet and can easily go unnoticed if not careful. 

What is an insulin pump?

100

I'm not telling fib(rilation)s, this class of medications can make a simple fall something serious.

What are anti-coagulants? 

100

Type 1 diabetics might be feeling a little numb when experiencing this comorbidity.

What is neuropathy?

200

This device can be small, large, or portable. It's a breath of fresh air for pt's, as long as it's turned on. 

What is an oxygen concentrator?

200

A well-meaning family member may give this, despite Grandma being significantly less sugary sweet than she should be.

What is insulin?

200

Up to 90% of CKD pt's also have this comorbidity that can make a call hyper tense.

What is hypertension? 

300

Take a deep breath, but if you can't on your own, this device will do that for you.

What is a ventilator?

300

Did you forget if you took your meds or not? Well, MeMaw did. Low blood sugar isn't the only reason she can be unresponsive, thanks to this class of medication. 

What are opioids/opiates?

300

This adverse event following mechanical ventilation has been shown to have a 20-30% mortality rate.

What is ventilator-associated pneumonia? 

400

A High-Vis Vest can be a lifesaver, but it has nothing on this shocking garment.

What is a Zoll LifeVest? 

400

My medication makes me pee a lot, so I don't really drink water. On a side note, my heart is beating funny, and I feel really weak.

What is furosemide (Lasix)? 

400

Pt's with Down Syndrome can face adversity with a smile, but this comorbidity might leave them on shaky ground. 

What is epilepsy? 

500

Wearing your heart on your sleeve? How about carrying it in a backpack?

What is an LVAD?

500

HTN is nothing to LOL about. This medication is common, but it may prevent appropriate compensation when something "tachy" is needed. 

What is Metoprolol (or Atenolol)?

500

Pt's with a BMI of >30 may present with a collection of vague symptoms that can be attributed to this respiratory comorbidity.

What is Obesity Hypoventilation Syndrome?