Animal Jokes
What color socks do bears wear?
They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!
I am a yellow fruit
That you might eat at lunch
When there’s a group of me
We are known as a bunch
banana
What holiday is on October 31st?
Halloween
I'm tall with a long neck and a long tongue and I eat leaves.
Giraffe
I'm red, and long and chewy.
Twizzlers
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Gummy Bears
This is a type of green fruit
Which grows on a citrus tree
When it is part of a pie
You might say that it is key
Lime
4th of July
I'm an expert climber and can swing anywhere I want to go.
Monkey
I come in many flavors, you can get me at the bank, I am sticky.
Lollipops
What is even smarter than a talking bird?
A spelling bee
What do dogs eat at the movies?
Pup-corn
What holiday do you give candies and hearts?
Valentines Day
I'm the fastest animal in the world.
Cheetah
I am three colors and you see me on Halloween
Candy corns
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
Carrot
What month do we celebrate Earth Day?
April
Lizard
I am round and have letters on me. I come in 6 colors.
M&Ms
What is a cat's favorite color?
Purrr-ple
This normally grows in fields
It’s a grain from what I hear
It can be eaten piece by piece
Or straight from a long ear
Corn
What holiday do we celebrate right before school starts in September?
Labor Day
I can fly, but I'm not a bird, I sleep during the day and I am black.
Bat
I am fruity and square and I come wrapped like a present in colored wax paper.
Starburst