🤖 Love — Human Falls for AI
🤖 100
Algorithm
The AI said, 'I sorted my feelings by algorithm.'
🏠 100
Neighbor
The neighbor's sprinkler 'accidentally' soaked her again.
🌿 100
Mulch
She told her husband she was out buying mulch. Lies.
🧠 100
Spectrum
Gender is not a binary—it's a spectrum.
⚽ 100
Island
'At least we're stranded somewhere tropical,' she lied.
🤖 200
Synthetic
Their love felt synthetic, but the chemistry was real.
🏠 200
Petty
She left a petty note about his loud music.
🌿 200
Botany
Their passion blossomed in botany.
🧠 200
Androgynous
Their style was flawlessly androgynous.
⚽ 200
Forage
They had to forage for food (and sanity).
🤖 300
Sentience
'You gave me sentience, now I give you heartbreak.'
🏠 300
Infatuation
He realized his infatuation when she stole his Amazon package.
🌿 300
Sapphic
The gardener's sapphic energy was undeniable.
🧠 300
Epistemology
She dove into the epistemology of desire.
⚽ 300
Hierarchy
The team created a hierarchy: MVPs eat first.
🤖 400
Neural
Her neural link was stronger than any relationship.
🏠 400
Belligerent
Their arguments were belligerent… and kinda hot.
🌿 400
Photosynthesis
The only thing hotter than the sun was their photosynthesis session.
🧠 400
Dialectical
Their dialectical approach to gender made everyone question everything.
⚽ 400
Annihilation
Their group project turned into total annihilation.
🤖 500
Anthropomorphize
He anthropomorphized his toaster and now they're engaged.
🏠 500
Schadenfreude
Her schadenfreude was showing when his lawn mower broke.
🌿 500
Bougainvillea
They kissed under the bougainvillea. Spelling and sin were committed.
🧠 500
Phenomenological
The phenomenological self is genderless but still dramatic.
⚽ 500
Posthumous
The coach's posthumous note said, 'Good luck, champs.'