Christmas Pop Songs
All I want for Christmas is you.
Who is Mariah Carey?
Ambrosia, McIntosh, Jonathon.
What is an Apple tree?
MAGA
What is Make America Great Again?
Murdered his wife, her body was never found, then blew up himself and his boys.
Who is Josh Powell?
First temple of this dispensation recently repurchased by the Church.
What is the Kirtland Ohio Temple?
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays.
Who are N'Sync?
Bing, Rainier, Utah Giant.
What is a Cherry tree?
DEI
What is Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion?
Husband and wife who killed their zombie children, burned them, and buried them in the backyard.
Who are Chad and Lori Daybell?
The Apostle who gave the talk "Welcome to the Church of Joy".
Who is Patrick Kearon?
Mistletoe.
Who is Justin Bieber?
Early Elberta, Red Haven, Canadian Harmony.
What is a Peach tree?
GOP
What is the Grand Old Party?
Murdered four University of Idaho students at night in their apartment.
Who is Bryan Kohberger?
President Nelson's birthday.
What is September 9th, 1924?
Santa Tell Me.
Who is Ariana Grande?
Anjou, Bosc, Bartlett
What is a Pear tree?
AOC
Who is Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez?
Utah mom who poisoned her husband then wrote a children's book about grief.
Who is Kouri Richins?
Title of Hymn 1001.
What is "Come, Thou Fount of Every Blessing"?
Ho, Ho, Ho.
Who is Sia?
Autumn Glo, Goldcot, Rival.
What is an Apricot tree?
DOGE
What is the Department of Government Efficiency?
South Carolina lawyer who murdered his wife and adult son near the dog kennels at their hunting cabin.
Who is Alex Murdaugh?
Wrote Doctrine and Covenants Section 138.
Who is Joseph F. Smith?