Rick Rolls
The song with which you can get Rick Rolled
What is "Never Gonna Give You Up?"
A childhood-ruining name for roly polys
What is a pill bug?
The language in which "Memento Mori" means "remember that you [have to] die"
What is Latin?
The color of both the Vans with which Daniel was "Back at it again" and Biden's house
What is white?
He played Indiana Jones in the first four films of the series, and will continue in the 5th one that is slated for 2022
Who is Harrison Ford?
The branch of mathematics in which Rolle's theorem postulates that a function that attains equal values at two distinct points must have a slope of 0 at some point in between
What is calculus?
The crossbow-wielding mob that leads most Minecraft village raids
What is a pillager?
The country that, despite having a relatively successful military history, is often incorporated into surrender memes due to its terrible efforts in WWI and WWII
What is France?
His songs "Grapefruit Diet," "Albuquerque," and "The Saga Begins" were on the 1999 album "Running With Scissors"
Who is Weird Al Yankovic?
A fictional one says "always has been" in response to a fellow one before shooting them in a meme, but the real ones include Buzz Aldrin
What are astronauts?
He rolled out of Lansing when Gretchen Whitmer was elected to replace him as Governor
Who is Rick Snyder?
The mascot of certain crescent rolls, biscuits, and other delicious pastries
Who is the Pillsbury Doughboy?
DAILY DOUBLE!!!!!!!
Alexander Hamilton died in a duel with this vice-president of Thomas Jefferson, who was charged with treason after galavanting around the south trying to form an empire
He wrote The Grapes of Wrath as well as East of Eden and Of Mice and Men
Who is John Steinbeck?
The A.A. Milne character that gets fancier and fancier across 3 or 4 panels in a popular meme template
Who is Winnie the Pooh?
The country whose national basketball team is coached by Rick Pitino and controlled by the Hellenic Basketball Federation
What is Greece?
Profession of faith, daily prayers, giving alms, fasting during Ramadan, and the Hajj
What are the 5 pillars of Islam?
The "Leonardo DiCaprio Cheers" meme comes from a movie adaptation of this book (spoiler alert: DiCaprio's character gets shot in his pool)
What is The Great Gatsby?
The substance of which Bacchus, a common type of grapevine, was the god
What is wine?
A certain geographic feature, three of which Indiana Jones and others travel over in an amphibious vehicle while searching for crystal skulls
What is a waterfall?
The year in which YouTube changed every video link on it's home page in order to Rick Roll it's viewers, the same year that McCain and Palin lost the general election
What is 2008?
The 2010 disaster that resulted in a slick larger than 57,500 square miles, the largest of its kind
What is the Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill?
The phenomenon that makes sound and light waves seem to die off, responsible for redshift
What is the Doppler effect?
Apparently we're supposed to "Look at all these" animals, one of which Diogenes plucked and presented to Plato to mock him
What is a chicken?
He doesn't often drink beer, but when he does, it's Dos Equis
Who is the most interesting man in the world?