Spring!
This Spring is affectionately known as "The Boss"
Bruce Springsteen
This fictional character - who may have been the victim of mercury poisoning - is quite the chaotic tea party guest
The Mad Hatter
This trash-dweller is best known for his irritability
Oscar the Grouch
Putting a stick between these could launch you of your bike!
Spokes
These notorious birds have stomach acid so strong it can easily dissolve bone
Vultures
This classic pre-compressed helical spring is a lot of fun when paired with a staircase
Slinky
This publication's gap-toothed mascot first graced its cover in the 1950's
Mad Magazine
This Juilliard graduate is best known for his work in Star Wars, Dune, and Moonknight
Oscar Isaac
You may think I'm impulsive, but I like to think I'm...
Spontaneous
Huginn and Muninn, close companions of Odin in Norse mythology, are this kind of bird
Ravens
The beginning of Spring is marked by this equinox
Vernal
This illness is caused by an abnormal protein that induces brain damage
Mad Cow Disease
This Oscar rose to international fame because of his Wieners
Oscar Mayer
I hear this makes the medicine go down
You'd never know from looking at them, but these common birds are the closest living relatives of T-Rex
Chickens
This Spring was once considered the king of trash TV
Jerry Springer
Mad Men is a 2007 drama series following Jon Hamm as this enigmatic advertising executive
Don Draper
This Irish poet once declared - "I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying"
Oscar Wilde
Careful not to breathe these fungal emissions. Could be mold.
Spores
This amusingly named marine bird is known for its bright blue, webbed feet
Blue-footed Booby
This daughter of Zeus brings Spring with her as she returns from the underworld each year
Persephone
This distinct form of madness, that was prevalent in the 1960's, is directly caused by this species of mop-topped Coleoptera
Beatlemania
This Mexican-American Oscar was nicknamed "The Golden Boy of Boxing"
Oscar De La Hoya
Michael Jordan has graced the cover of this publication 50 times
Sports Illustrated
Cher Ami is the most famous of these kinds of birds - having saved 194 soldiers during WW1 despite being shot in the chest, blinded in one eye, and losing a leg
Carrier Pigeon