This kitchen's not the same when SpongeBob and Mr Krab are split up and sing show tunes across the street at each other. It really does become just this, unfortunately!
What is just a greasy spoon?
This activity is happens pretty frequently in Patrick's mind - the inner workings of it are an enigma.
What is milk spilling?
The 102nd Running of the Snail is graced by this living legend.
Who is Lightning Larry Luciano?
In his ideal neighborhood, Squidward would have this type of food every day before joining the clarinet quartet in the park.
What is canned bread?
SpongeBob had to lead Patrick through this department of a mall inexplicably located on the Flying Dutchman's ship.
What is the perfume department?
Thank goodness SpongeBob learned how to tie his shoes with this song, played by guest band Ween!
What is "Loop de Loop"?
Our favorite butter-fingered pink thing appears to have a small collection of this organizational item.
What are wallets?
He still looks kinda creepy, says Patrick about this malevolent force brought to Bikini Bottom by an enchanted pencil.
Who is DoodleBob?
Squidward is allergic to this substance, according to his complaints while being cared for by SpongeBob while unemployed.
SpongeBob forgot to bring this beverage while delivering the Krusty Krab's first pizza. Luckily Squidward handled things with the customer.
What is a Diet Dr Kelp?
This hit "shocking" tune was #1 in Bikini Bottom and played by KRUM Radio... Um, could you play that last one again?
What is "Electric Zoo"?
Patrick does dream, but the only thing he does there is this.
What is ride a motorized sea horse machine?
Who are Janet and Marty?
The Bikini Bottom Band is able to put on an incredible show by practicing and pretending that Squidward is a fireman, or perhaps this occupation.
What is some guy in an ambulance?
SpongeBob was trying to find Krabby the Klown for the kids at the Krusty Krab's play place, but all he found was this character instead.
Who is Cheapy the Cheapskate?
The name of the title character is sung this many times in the main theme song before each episode... Hope you don't go crazy!
What is eight?
Based on his nightmares in the episode "Home Sweet Pineapple", we can presume Patrick has this phobia due to how he smashes SpongeBob with his rock.
What is arachnophobia (fear of spiders)?
Every villain is like this fruit in this criminal super organization only around for one episode.
Squidward was once turned into snail after he is accidentally injected with this substance.
What is snail plasma?
SpongeBob was mistaken for this kind of cereal after his big debut in the Krusty Krab commercial.
What are bran flakes?
Despite not playing the instrument at all while struggling to sing along, Patrick ends the Campfire Song Song by smashing this item onto SpongeBob while fireworks explode and he destroys his ukelele.
What is a drum?
Patrick lives next to his neighbors Squidward and SpongeBob on this street in Bikini Bottom.
What is Conch Street?
Dirty Dan has to contend with Sheriff Sandy alongside his partner in crime, an alias taken on by Patrick for just one episode.
Who is Pinhead Larry?
Squidward is horrified to learn that the local hospital has experienced people consuming bomb pies this many times before he believes he fed SpongeBob an explosive treat.
What is eleven?
When making change for a dollar, SpongeBob offers the usual divisions for all four common coins, but also offers Squidward one quarter, three dimes, seven nickels and this many pennies.
What are ten?