Patrick's offering to Squidward's ghost for his nourishment
What is a watermelon fresh from the manure field
The episode "Dumped" reaches it's climax when Patrick goes to SpongeBob's house in order to do this
What is Laundry
The condiment that goes with a King-Size Ultra Krabby Supreme with the works, double batter fried on a stick
What is mayonnaise
SpongeBob: So, do you deliver your own mail or do you have your own mail person? But then who delivers his mail? Is there a never-ending chain of mailmen delivering mail to other mailmen? Well I guess a P.O. box could in theory break the chain...
Mailman:
Don't you have a paper to write
The wielder of the fishing hook that snagged SpongeBob
Who is Squidward
According to SpongeBob, an experienced employee of the month always does this (has to do with uniform)
What is keeping a brick of lead in their hat
In Sandy's list of things land creatures are better at, she includes this which really escalates the argument
What is fishing
Mr. Krabs was the head chef on this ship
What is the S.S. Diarrhea
SpongeBob: Now listen to me! I'm not dumb! I have a brain! See? Here's a picture of it!
Patrick:
Must be actual size
The bait used by fisherman above Bikini Bottom
What is Cheese
The piece of music Squidward performs for his best friend Patrick
What is Solitude in E minor
The two things SpongeBob points out Patrick doesn't have right before he gets hired at the Chum Bucket
What are Fingernails and Ears
The 3 things Patrick says are fun trying to convince SpongeBob to leave his house
What are eating ice cream, eating 2 ice creams, and washing an old person
Mr. Krabs: No, not my cash register! I raised it myself. I got it when it was...
just a little calculator
The worst consequence of getting caught by the hooks SpongeBob knows about when he first rides one
What is being put in a gift shop
Both of the crimes the maniac is wanted for
What are misdirecting traffic and breaking and entering
Patrick eats this right before him and SpongeBob go to Tentacle Acres
What are fried oyster skins
SpongeBob's order the first time he goes to Weenie Hut Jr's
What is a diet cola with a lemon twist
SpongeBob: [laughs] At first we didn't know what to do with all the money. We...
tried burying it, shredding it, and burning it. But in the end, we decided to just give it all away
The last time a Krusty Krab employee took a break
What is the Chum Famine of '59
4 of the "Positive" things SpongeBob tells the Realtor about Squidward's house
What are the floor creaking, the roof leaking, a terrible draft, harsh summers, brutal winters, and there's a wild man-eating clam in the backyard
6 things Bubble Buddy is accused of before the town of Bikini Bottom tries to Julius Caesar him
What are keeping people waiting for the bathroom, calling the bodybuilders fat, washing Pearl's flipper, owing Mr Krabs money, making Squidward provide excellent service, making the surfer experience high tide, poisoning the water supply, burning their crops, and delivering a plague onto their houses
6 of the 8 things that attract a Sea Bear
What are playing the Clarinet badly, waving your flashlight back and forth, stomping around, eating cubed cheese, wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion, wearing clown shoes or a hoop skirt, and screeching like a chimpanzee
Squidward: SpongeBob, did you get those bathrooms mopped yet?
Spongebob: Yes ma'am...
I mean, sir. I mean, boss. I mean, poobah!
What Pearl's friends are having at the Krusty Krab when Spongebob shows up
What is free water