Who was #1?

Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen
Who was the winner of The Great Snail Race?
Rocky

Screeching like a chimpanzee, wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion, and playing the clarinet badly, are all ways of attracting what?

A Sea Bear

What is SpongeBob's favorite jellyfishing net named?

Ol' Reliable
What is Mr. Krabs' middle initial?

H
With phrases like, "MY LEG", "Can't you see we're closed", and "Rev up those fryers", what is the name of this iconic character?

Fred
When is Annoy Squidward Day?

February 15th
What does Patrick Star proclaim this animal to be?
"It's a Giraffe!"
In an attempt to impress Sandy, Spongebob ripped his pants trying to lift what?

Two, count 'em, two Marshmallows

Although Plankton and Mr. Krabs are enemies, what is the one thing they have in common?

Their birthdays.
November 30th, 1942
What are the names of Patrick Star's fake, imposter parents?

Marty and Janet
What is Squidward's itchy sweater made out of?
Eyelashes
Stuck at a bus stop in Rock Bottom, Spongebob can't find a ride home after visiting what amusement park?

Glove World

What did Spongebob's Cousin BlackJack go to prison for?

Littering
What was the Krusty Krab before Mr. Krabs Acquired it?

A Retirement Home

What are the names of Patrick Star's Real Parents?

Herb and Margie Star
What number of Coral Blue Semi-Gloss lipstick is this?
No. 5
What night of the week does the ghost of the Hash-Slinging Slasher return to the Krusty Krab to wreak his horrible vengeance?

Tuesday
What is the name of Spongebob's bear in the image below?

Mr. Stuffykins
How many bad words are there if you're a sailor?

13
Not mentioned much throughout the series, what ever happened to Mrs. Puff's husband, Mr. Puff?

He was turned into a lamp.

Although never confirmed, what is the alleged secret ingredient in the Krabby Patty Formula?

Crab
Why does the Flying Dutchman wear a sock?

To eat.
It's his "Dining Sock".

What is Spongebob's first line in the entire series?

"Today's the big day, Gary!"
How much did Mr. Krabs spend on his first date with Mrs. Puff?

$100,000