Perturbed Poets
What the Freak?
Is it me?
Over the Garden Wall
Who dunnit?
150
What bird repeats "Nevermore" in Edgar Allan Poe's eponymous poem?
The Raven
150
Perchance.
You can't just say perchance.
150
Who has a sacral dimple?
Sebastian Greenman
150
Why is the second cat rejected in the game "Two Old Cat"?
He was TOO old...
(Sorry, kitty!)
150
Andy is put in a cell with a dirt floor and only one window. The window is too high for him to reach. The only thing in the cell is a shovel. He won’t be able to get any food or water and only has two days to escape, or he’ll die. Andy can’t dig a tunnel because it will take him much longer than two days to do it. How will Andy escape from the cell?
Andy has to use the shovel to create a pile of dirt under the window so he can climb up onto it and escape from the cell.
300
Which tragedy are these words from:
"Double, double toil and trouble; / Fire burn, and cauldron bubble."
Macbeth by William Shakespeare
300
Who is this man?
Who is Jorge Washington?
300
Which CatholicTech character probably dislikes G.K. Chesterton the most?
Matthew Dula
300
Who in this show is "the total package"?
Jason Funderberker !!!
300
Marissa and Juliana went out for drinks together. They ordered the same drink. Juliana was really thirsty and finished five in the time it took Marissa to finish one. The drinks were poisoned, but only Marissa died. How?
The poison was in the ice. Since Marissa’s ice had time to melt, she was poisoned, but Juliana wasn’t.
450
Finish the poem:
Fleas...
...Adam Had'em
450
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Idk prolly 700 pounds or somethin
450
Whose guitarist career was tragically cut short by the cruel removal of their instrument because they "never played"?
Mia Biagetti
450
What is Greg's costume supposed to be?
An Elephant
450
Nicole went to the police to report that someone had stolen her vintage ring. When the police got to her house, they noticed glass on the grass beneath a broken window, a total mess inside and dirty footprints on the carpet. But there were no other signs of a break-in.
The next day, the police arrested Nicole for fraud. Why?
As soon as the police got to the “crime scene,” they knew that Nicole had most likely staged the break-in. The glass from the broken window was all outside of the house, meaning that it had been broken from the inside.
600
What do T and S stand for in T.S. Eliot?
Thomas Stearns
600
Who is Kiki Monkey's arch nemesis?
Who is Monkey Baby Bon Bon?
600
Which CatholicTech character is most likely to boast "I build clankers" in their LinkedIn profile?
Maher
600
Which of the following was NOT a name of Greg's frog at one point:
A. Wirt Jr.
B. Jason Funderberker
C. George Washington
D. Candy Pants
E. Kitty
Candy Pants
600
A Japanese ship was leaving the port and on its way to open sea. The captain went to oil some parts of the ship. He took his ring off so it wouldn’t get damaged. He left it on the table next to his bunk. When he returned, it was missing. He had suspected three crew members could be guilty and asked them what they had been doing for the 10 minutes that he had been gone.
- The cook said, “I was in the kitchen preparing tonight’s dinner.”
- The engineer said, “I was working in the engine room, making sure everything was running smoothly.”
- The seaman said, “I was on the mast correcting the flag because someone had attached it upside down by mistake.”
The captain immediately knew who it was. How?
It was clearly the seaman. It was a Japanese ship, and the Japanese flag is white with a single red dot in the middle. It can’t be hung upside down.
750
What perturbed poet wrote these words (just first name is fine):
"Sometimes I feel like I'm just like a boat / Upon a winding river twisting towards an endless black sea / Further and further / Drifting away..."
Wirt from Over the Garden Wall
750
Sing all of Pizza Angel by memory.
And now it's time for silly songs
With Larry the part of
The show where Larry comes out
And sings a silly song
Got the munchies on that fateful
Night 'round 8: 00
So I phoned in a pizza for delivery
I had a feeling that something wasn't right
No pizza i set the table with a paper plate
How would I know that it'd be late?
It's taken so long, where could it be?
Had a 30-minute guarantee
Pizza angel, please come to me
Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey
Pizza angel, I'm on my knees
You're my #1 pie from Sicily
Did it get lost, did they just forget
Should I have ordered on the Internet?
Ready for dinner, now I'm not so sure
I think my soda's room temperature
Pizza angel, please come to me (come to me)
Tomato sauce and cheese, so gooey
Pizza angel, I'm on my knees (on my knees)
And don't forget to add my favorite anchovies
Ya ya ya i was concerned for my delivery
8 little slices of heaven for me
Can't stop thinking it would make me smile
When I tasted my first Chicago style
Goin' crazy while I pace the floor
Then my heart skipped when I heard the door!
I opened the door in expectation
But it was the saddest sight I ever saw
Inside I could smell the
Aroma of deep-dish goodness
But the box was empty
The house number was broken so
I couldn't find you, i was
Getting kinda hungry so I ate
Your pizza sorry about that
You don't need to tip me or anything
Pizza angel, please come to me (come to me)
Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey
Pizza angel I'm on my knees (on my knees)
You'll live forever in my memory
Pizza angel, please come to me (come to me)
Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey
Pizza angel, I'm on my knees (on my knees)
I will miss you for eternity
I'll never forget you, pizza angel
750
Which CatholicTech character wrote, performed, and recorded three songs on youtube under the channel CeelsDoe?
Andrew Burnham
750
What does it say over the entrance to the graveyard?
"Eternal Garden"
750
On the first day of school, someone murdered a history teacher. There were four people at the school that the police suspected had done it: the landscaper, a math teacher, a basketball coach and the principal. These were their alibis:
- The landscaper said he was outside mowing the lawn.
- The math teacher said he was giving a midyear test.
- The basketball coach said he was running practice drills with his players.
- The principal said she was in her office.
After hearing their alibis, the police arrested the killer immediately. Who killed the history teacher, and how did the police know?
The math teacher killed the history teacher. He claimed that he was giving a midyear math test, but it was the first day of school.