Basketball
When is a baby like a basketball player?
When its dribbling.
Why doesn't Cinderella play softball?
Because she runs away from the ball and her coach is a pumpkin.
What runs around the football field but never moves?
A fence.
Why are porcupines so good at volleyball?
Because they have really sharp spikes!
When is a football player like a judge?
When he sits on the bench.
Why wouldn't the team play with the third basketball?
Because it was an oddball out
Why was the chef hired to coach the softball team?
Because he knew how to handle a batter.
What kind of insects are bad at football?
Fumblebees
How does a volleyball player deliver her messages?
By Air Mail.
Who's would be the best director for volleyball movies?
Spike Lee
A basketball drops from nowhere and nobody is around. So how does the ball get there?
It doesn't fall.
A baseball bat and a ball cost $1.10 together, and the bat costs $1.00 more than the ball, how much does the ball cost?
The ball costs 5c. Not 10c. One dollar more than 10c is $1.10, $1.10 + 10c is $1.20 One dollar more than 5c is $1.05. The sum of which is $1.10.
Why is it always hot at the end of a football game?
Because all of the FANS have gone home.
Why can't fish play volleyball?
Because they are afraid of the net.
I'm a sport.
My maximum points in a game is unlimited
You Play me with a ball
You use your bare hands to play me
You dont tackle in this game
I'm not volley ball
What sport am I?
Basketball
What is the only basketball team that doesn't have the letter S at the end of it?
Miami Heat
Why did the softball fan take his car to the game?
He heard it was a long drive to center field.
John bets Tom $100 that he can predict the score of the football game before it starts. Tom agrees, but loses the bet.
Why did Tom lose the bet?
John said the score would be 0-0 and he was right. "Before" any football game starts, the score is always 0-0.
What do volleyball players do in their free time?
Watch Spike TV.
Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?
In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.
A man takes a basketball and throws it as hard as he can. There is nothing in front, behind, or on either side of him, and yet, the ball comes back and hits him square in the face. How can this be?
He threw the ball straight up in the air.
Why was the baseball player a bad sport?
He stole third base and then went home.
Why couldn't the quarterback score a touchdown or make a phone call?
He couldn't find the receiver.
What does a volleyball player do at prom?
Spike the punch.
A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible?
Ever heard of gravity? She kicked it up.