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Usain Bolt

200

This 2004 NBA Champion and 4x Defensive Player of the Year for the Detroit Pistons has the worst free throw percentage in NBA History (41.4%)

Ben Wallace

200

14x All Star, 10x Scoring Champion, 11x All-NBA, 6x NBA Champion, 32, 292 points scored, 15 year career. 

Michael Jordan

200

A 16 year NBA career, an 11x All Star, 11x All-NBA, and 1x MVP but only reached the NBA Finals one time and lost to the Chicago Bulls in 1993. 

Charles Barkley

200

In 2007, this SG was almost traded to the Chicago Bulls for Luol Deng, Tyrus Thomas, Ben Gordon, and Joakim Noah. 

Kobe Bryant

400

BanKer toby (Hint: Basketball Player)

Kobe Bryant

400

This Hall of Fame Dallas Cowboys QB had the most consecutive losses to start a career in NFL History (11).

Troy Aikman

400

13x Pro Bowl, 10x All Pro, 1x Super Bowl MVP, 3x Super Bowl Champion, 1,549 Receptions, 22, 895 yards, 197 TD's, 20 year career

Jerry Rice

400

Most home runs in a career (762), and in a single season (73), and the only player to ever hit 500 home runs and steal 500 basses but his only chance to win a World Series came in 2002 where his Giants lost to the Anaheim Angles in game 7. 

Barry Bonds

400

2011: This prolific PG was almost traded to the Los Angeles Lakers to team up with Kobe Bryant and form one of the greatest backcourts in NBA history. The deal was vetoed by NBA Commissioner David Stern. 

Chris Paul

600

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Serena Williams

600

One of the greatest scorers of all time in NBA history, primarily for the Nuggets and Knicks. This player has the lowest playoff winning percentage of all time. (.359)

Carmelo Anthony

600

10 x All Star, 2x Scoring Champion, 10x All-NBA, 2x MVP, 4x NBA Champion, .911 FT%, 3,913 (and growing) 3P, 24, 553 points, 16 year career. 

Stephen Curry

600

An 11x All Star and 3x All-Defense selection he was the centerpiece of the 1980s and 1990s New York Knicks. However, his two finals appearances ended in losses, once in 1994 to the Houston Rockets and the other to a knee injury that knocked him out of the 1999 NBA Finals (losing to the San Antonio Spurs). 

Patrick Ewing

600

In 2007, this QB was almost traded to the Oakland Raiders for Randy Moss. The Raiders instead denied the deal and kept Moss and their top draft pick to draft JaMarcus Russell. 

Aaron Rodgers

800

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Tiger Woods

800

A Hall of Fame QB, 4x AFC Champion for the Buffalo Bills, this quarterback has the most losses by a starting QB in Super Bowl history 

Jim Kelly
800

1x MVP, 13x All Star, 10x Gold Glove Winner, 3x HR Derby Champ, 7x Silver Slugger, 630 HR, 1,836 RBI, 2, 781 Hits

Ken Griffey Jr. 

800

A 14x Pro Bowler, 6x All Pro, with 1,324 receptions, 15,127 yards, and 111 TDs. This tight end only won one playoff game in his entire career, in year 16 of his 17 year career. 

Tony Gonzalez

800

2011: This PG was almost traded to Milwaukee for C Andrew Bogut. 

Stephen Curry

1000

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Michael Phelps

1000

"The Gunslinger" at one point was the all time leader in TD passes (508, now 4th all time). This HoF also has the most interceptions (336) and most fumbles (166) in NFL History. 

Brett Favre

1000

7x Olympic Gold Medal Winner, 2x Silver Medal Winner, 2x Bronze Medal Winner, 30 World Championship medals (23 Gold), highest score in women's all-around with a 60.450 in the 2024 U.S. Championships. 

Simone Biles

1000

Perhaps basketball's most prolific small scoring guard, this 11x All Star, 4x Scoring Champion, 7x All-NBA, and 1x MVP only made the NBA Finals one time (2001). In game 1, he scored 48 points against the Lakers to win game 1. But his team then lost the next 4. 

Allen Iverson

1000

In 1999, the New Orleans Saints traded their 1st, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th  and 2000 1st and 3rd round draft picks for this Heisman winning running back from Texas. 

Ricky Williams