Athletes
This NBA player wears the number 0 to represent the number of titles he and Harden are going to win together.
Russel Westbrook
Jim Harbaugh has done a great job helping this school go from not competing for titles to not competing for titles.
University of Michigan
Jesus Christ himself could QB this Ohio NFL team and they would still manage to go 4-12 every season.
Cleveland Browns
Helen Keller, Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles could do a better job than these NFL employees.
Refs
If you used to watch basketball games as a class during the school day, you might be part of this NCAA conference.
The ACC
Everyone thought this NFL quarterback was learning from Tom Brady when it turns out Brady was really learning from him.
Jimmy Garappolo
This Florida school's football team is like a VCR. It was cool in the 80s but now it's worth about $2.
University of Miami
This MLB team spent eleventy billion dollars on Bryce Harper to get them out of 3rd place. Which he has. Now they're in 4th place.
Philadelphia Phillies
This MLB team is trying to be the 1st team to have 2 different home cities that both have no interest in watching them play.
Tampa Bay Rays
This soccer team is boycotting the World Cup. AKA they didn't qualify.
The US National Mens Soccer Team
This NFL QB threw more touch down passes to the 49ers in week 1 than their actual QB did.
Jameis Winston
If this school did a study abroad program the Middle East, they could create a new mascot. The Qatarheels.
UNC
The Colts sucked for this NFL QB, then sucked with him, and now are going to suck because of him so the circle of life is complete.
Aaron Luck
Knowing this network they will probably have a 1 hour exclusive interview with Zion Williamson's shoe.
ESPN
What is the only thing lower than Andre Drummond's free throw percentage?
SEC admission standards
This NBA players draft pick number and number of eyebrows are both 1.
Anthony Davis
They say money can't buy you happiness. This school has learned that the hard way.
University of Kentucky
You, your mom, your sister, your dad, your grandma and your dog could all homer off this MLB team.
Baltimore Orioles
Ben Simmons is more afraid of this than Pennywise the Clown, global warming and bears combined.
Three-point line
What did the boxing ref say to Mike Tyson after the match?
IDK but he gave him an earful
This guy is the head coach of the Los Angeles Lakers.
LeBron James
In a rough season, the 2019-2020 basketball team from this university is more likely to be found in class than in the final four.
UNC
Fans of this NBA team said they were the best in the league. Now they aren't even the best in their own city.
Los Angeles Lakers
What is China's favorite NBA team?
You can bet money that this MLB legend will never get into the Baseball Hall of Fame.
Pete Rose