Past Clients
This client flew everyone out to NYC last semester (yay!)
What is Yieldstreet?
Which new members can Jack never tell apart?
Who are Esther, Valerie, and Eunice? (Jack doesn't know...)
This accelerator is a startup's holy grail for clout and opportunities
What is YC?
"David is from Kansas, ethnically speaking"
Who is Arush?
After having their tabling tent stolen, this organization tried to steal it back from People's Park, but to no avail.
What is CYC (Consult Your Community)?
This client is the highest-valued client in Venture's history.
What is Canva?
Which new member only drinks bottled water?
Who is Haris?
This career path ends a student's junior-year recruitment before their sophomore internship.
What is finance?
"One night with me and he'd be praying to a new God"
Who is Piper?
This Berkeley consulting organization shares the same name as a major American city - smh get creative
What is Phoenix?
This client can deliver an STD test to your door in under 10 minutes.
What is Duffl?
Which new member made flashcards of all the venture member's names before social night?
Who is Esther?
This is a Tech Bros' preferred social media because their opinions are very valuable.
What is Twitter?
"I am not a perv, I'm a historian"
Who is Michelle?
This is the oldest consulting club on campus (and the most pretentious).
What is Berkeley Consulting?
This client is one of the leading cannabinoid producers in the US (no Arya, I'm not looking at you).
What is Hemptown?
Which new member drunkenly told Yash he'd sleep with "only" 4 girls in the new class (there are 4 girls in the new class)?
Who is Juan Diego?
The process of starting a company with only personal savings, including borrowed or invested funds from family or friends, as well as income from initial sales.
What is Bootstrapping?
"I watch videos of cows being shot"
Who is Arush?
This organization is currently known as the "Undergraduate Business Group" after being cancelled multiple times for hazing.
What is DSP?
This client was set to go public at a $1.2 billion valuation but investors thought it was too sketch so they called it off.
What is Aerofarms?
Who's dad founded a startup that was then acquired for $2.1 billion (Venture runs in the fammmmillyyy)?
Who is Piper?
This is Private Equity's main valuation model.
Leveraged Buyout
"the IVP should do rice purty check-ins"
Who is Adora?
This organization's website highlights a DEI team consisting entirely of white or brown students.
What is Voyager?