Animal Sidekicks
Least Helpful Yelpers
Words in Gaming
Fandom Queeries
Mugshot Captions
100

He’s not a unit of pressure but a chameleon who hangs out with Rapunzel.

Pascal

100

Nice magma beaches, cranky barbeque

Mustafar

100

AFK

Away from keyboard

100

The reveal of a character’s queerness in the context of this fandom’s most popular ship out-trended an extremely prominent real-world political event as it was happening

Supernatural

100

Booked at the Mushroom Kingdom Royal Prison for kidnapping of a royal

Bowser

200

This black and white beagle constantly fights the Red Baron, and yet never defeats him.

Snoopy

200

Pitiful plumber, evil ectoplasm

Luigi's Mansion

200

BRB

Be right back

200

This Vocaloid duet between Miku and Luka was notable for its sympathetic depiction of the characters' lesbian relationship as well as its famous cover art featuring the 2's interlocked microphones and butterflies on their headsets

Magnet
200

Booked at the Royal Hallownest Prison for attempted murder in a religious space whilst overcome with illness

Hollow Knight

300

This girl’s giant wolf companions help her besiege Iron Town, and later help her restore the cursed forest to health.

Princess Mononoke

300

Clown troupe in jail, heroic nightime larper

Arkham Asylum

300

F2P

Free to play

300

This iconic gay character popularized the trope of tragic light-haired gay men in anime with his iconic line “I really was born to meet you”

Kaworu Nagisa

300

Booked at the Viridian City Jail for a host of crimes, including but not limited to: animal cruelty, terrorism, theft, and leading a crime syndicate

Giovanni (Pokemon)

400

Iris’ calico cat in the Great Ace Attorney is transparently based on the works of this author, who also appears in the game.

Soseki Natsume

400

Went to game night, very inhospitable host. May have gotten lost.

Will's Apartment

400

Bio

Went to the bathroom

400

Due to a gender ratio imbalance between its pre-evolved and evolved forms, this is the only Pokemon that can change genders upon evolving prior to Gen 6 (X and Y)

Azurill/Marill

400

Booked at the Perfectly Pink Royal Penitentiary for a number of crimes against the royal family, including: treason, embezzlement, kidnapping and attempted murder of a royal, and kidnapping and attempted murder of a royal tutor

Lord Preminger

500

The Luggage, a vicious many-legged suitcase made of sapient pearwood, serves as a faithful companion to this Discworld failwizard.

Rincewind

500

You gotta scuba dive, and dig to get here, but it's useless unless you're blind.

Sealed Chamber (Regi Cave)

500

BIS

Best in slot

500

This series has had a falsified interview reportedly with the series creator stating  “There are no gay people in ___” plague it for over a decade, only being viciously disproven in the series' most recent entry with an explicitly lesbian character

Touhou

500

Booked at the Los Angeles Criminal Affairs Detention Center for numerous crimes, including: murder, being an accomplice to murder, theft of and tampering with evidence, assault of a defence attorney, and perjury

Manfred von Karma