Dad Jokes
Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of hurdles?
He got over it!
Arby's
This response code includes the use of lights and sirens by apparatus during emergency response.
Code 3
This is the amount that the FDIC will insure a savings account for.
$250,000
This 1982 Toto song, whose title is a continent, experienced a resurgence in popularity in 2018 when Weezer covered the song.
Africa
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef Jerky!
"I'm loving it"
McDonalds
This level of medical care is generally limited to non-invasive procedures, such as airway maintenance, breathing support, CPR, splinting of suspected fractures, and management of spinal injury
Basic Life Support (BLS)
This type of life insurance covers you for only a fixed period of time.
Term life insurance
According to Dolly Parton, these working hours are “all takin’ and no givin’”
9 to 5
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink?
He's at the hospital waiting to be seen!
"Think outside the bun"
Taco Bell
This apparatus is a four-wheel drive engine with small pumps and water supply capabilities that are specifically designed for wildland-urban interface fires.
Brush Rig
This is an investing technique in which you spread your money around different types of investments.
Diversification
Johnny Cash famously referenced this prison in his 1955 hit song?
Folsom Prison
How do you get a squirrels attention?
You act like a nut!
"Pizza Pizza"
Little Caesars
This is a piece of hardware that is used for delivery of emergency messages, including initial dispatch, between emergency vehicles and the dispatch center.
Mobile Data Computers (MDC)
Property that is used by a lender to secure a loan (the bank takes the property if you don't repay the loan).
Collateral
This Creed song, about welcoming a baby, went to No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 2000.
With Arms Wide Open
How do mice floss?
With string cheese!
"America runs on ______"
Dunkin
This is a national interstate mutual aid agreement that allows states to share resources during times of disaster.
Emergency Management Assistance Compact (EMAC)
Calculate this by taking the total amount of money and assets you have and subtracting the total amount of money you owe.
Net Worth
This song from the band Outfield contains the lyric “Josie’s on a vacation far away”.
Your Love