These Are a Few of My Favorite Springs
Spring Puns
Spring Before and After
Star Students
Triple Rhyme Time
100

Primavera's favorite Fleetwood Mac outtake from Rumours.

Silver Springs

100

What I call my cousin whose name derives from a Slavic word meaning faith, because I speak Spanish.

Prima Vera.

100

Bees and a detective created by Marjorie Weinman Shermat hang out by blooming flowers in this book.

Pollinate The Great

100

My former student and famous rapper was forced to play a gig under this name after he refused to quitar el polvo

Bad Dust Bunny

100

What happens when your significant other who is going to break up with you in the summer gives you a circular sign of their commitment to you.

A spring fling promise ring

200

Spring's favorite Nirvana song from Nevermind

In Bloom

200

I saw a twisted wire coil standing at la esquina told me this

Spring is just around the corner

200

A famous saying from a 1733 Alexander Pope poem teams up with a 2004 science fiction film about a man's estranged girlfriend wiping away memories of him.

Hope Springs Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.

200

My former students and future members of Rascal Flatts released this song from the perspective of snow in the spring, which became the third single off their second album.

I melt

200

What you call it when newly blossomed flowers hop on a virtual meeting and get assigned to breakout sessions.

A Bloom Zoom Room

300

Brussels withers in the winter, but in the spring...

Brussels sprouts!

300

I didn't used to use puns about sycamores and oaks, but this year, I decided to

Branch out

300

Country singer Craig Morgan mashes up the final single from his album That's Why with Talking Heads' last single from their final studio album to create this anthem of spring.

This Ain't Nothing But Flowers

300

When I taught the youngest of the Pickles brothers, he once told me his favorite flower was a type of narcissus plant (which I found to be rather selfish).  As a result, I called him this.

Daffodil Pickles

300

What you call it when a goofy perennial that can grow 1-6 feet starts lipsynching. (This one is actually a quadruple rhyme time)

A Silly Lily Milli Vanilli.

400

Spring's favorite Bee Gee

Robin

400

I wanted to stay up to welcome the spring on March 21st, so I stayed up until sunrise.  I was wondering where it was, and then...

It dawned on me.

400

Spring perennial flower collaborates with a Minneapolis-based band to release a song called "Funkytown" and they call themselves this.

Tulips Inc

400

A lot of people in his class, like Ann Peebles, could not stand the rain in the springtime.  However, when my former student Eddie Rabbit saw it was supposed to rain later that evening, he told me this.

I love a rainy night!

400

What you call it when the thing that grows back on the trees in the spring get into a fight at a funeral.

A leaf grief beef.

500

Spring's favorite Great Gatsby character.

Daisy

500

What I say when I see a cinth

Hi

500

A Dicentra flower pairs with the band Blondie to release a new version of the latter's 4th single from their album Parallel Lines and call it this.

Bleeding Heart of Glass.

500

When I taught Prince in class, I was getting down about there still being a chance of white stuff being on the ground during the 4th month, and he calmly told me this.

Sometimes it snows in April.

500

What you call a personal shopper who specializes in raincoats with a lot of fabric.

A thicker slicker picker.