Despite being "The Father" of our country, and being a stepfather to his wife's children, this president had no biological children of his own
Who is George Washington?
The first amendment establishes five freedoms, name 3
What is Religion, Speech, Press, peacefully assemble (protest), Petition the government?
This is how tall Mr. Clark claims to be
What is 5'8?
This part of the U.S. Constitution established the goals of the America's new government
What is the Preamble?
According to his mother, when he was a young lad (3 years old) growing up in Wolcott, Indiana, Mr. Clark's first job he expressed a desire to be was this
What is a garbage man? I wanted to ride on the back of the truck
This animals name
What is a Gemsbok?
Mr. Clark eats his tacos with what condiment
What is ketchup?
This President was the 1st Secretary of State, 2nd Vice President, and 3rd President (He also wrote the majority of the Declaration of Independence)
Who is Thomas Jefferson?
The "Quartering Act" is credited with influencing which amendment
What is the 3rd Amendment?
This is Mr. Clark's middle name
What is Logan?
The great (Connecticut) compromise, which established our bicameral congress was a combination of these two plans named after what TWO states
What is New Jersey (Equal Reps) & Virginia (Rep by Pop)?
Mr. Clark often jokes (not really though) that he believes this man is the greatest living actor (he also has Christmas tree ornaments with this actor's face on them)
Who is Kurt Russell?
This letter comes after "O"
What is P?
This former president is considered the "father" of the U.S. Constitution
Who is James Madison?
This Amendment says your rights are not limited to what is explicitly stated in the Bill of Rights (it is often cited when the issue of privacy comes up)
What is the 9th amendment?
Mr. Clark's favorite color is
What is purple?
The constitution establishes what system based on the concept of Checks and Balances
What is Separation of Powers?
When working at Arclight Cinemas in Los Angeles, Mr. Clark once had an incredibly awkward exchange with what celebrity
Who is Rebel Wilson?
This who
Who is David Letterman?
How old is Mr. Clark
What is 29?
There were 4 presidents who were also cheerleaders at one point in their lives, name 2
Who are Franklin D. Roosevelt, Dwight D. Eisenhower, Ronald W. Reagan, & George W. Bush?
This Amendment ensures all U.S. Citizens and lawful residents equal protection under the law
What is the 14th Amendment?
This is Mr. Clark's cat's name
Who is Oliver?
The Legislative, Executive, and Judicial Branch are outlined within the 7 articles of the Constitution, the First article established which branch
What is The Legislative Branch?
Mr. Clark has a 11-month-old puppy, who is a very bad boy on most days, this is his name
Who is Buck?
The state of Michigan's "animal" is the Wolverine, excluding the University of Michigan, its students, and alumni, this is how many ACTUAL wolverines are located in Michigan
What is NONE?
Mr. Clark's mother is a lifelong educator; she is currently a principal in this state
What is Michigan?
This individual is the only President to also serve as Chief Justice on the Supreme Court
Who is William Howard Taft? P.S. the bathtub story is false
The fifth amendment grants you the right against self-incrimination, this Supreme Court case required law enforcement officials to remind you of this when you are interrogated
What is Miranda v. Arizona?
Despite having only 1 degree, Mr. Clark attended 5 colleges/Universities, name 3
What is UIndy, AMDA College and Conservatory of the Performing Arts, Seton Hall, & Ball State University #ChirpChirp, and (currently) Purdue Fort Wayne?
The two groups that compromised on their values and created the Constitution were called by these to names
Mr. Clark and his mother were once on the front page of the USA Today sports section, with a 9-year-old MR. Clark pouting after which of his favorite sports teams lost
Who are the Indianapolis Colts?
What weighs more a pound of flour or two pounds of nickels?
What is two pounds of nickels?
This is Mr. Clark's favorite pizza topping
What is pineapple?
This was the first President to be born in a hospital
Jimmy Carter
What is the 2nd Amendment/Right to Bear Arms?
Mr. Clark's favorite President
Who is Abraham Lincoln?
These three words, arguably the most famous in U.S. history, begin the Consitution
What is "We the People"?
This is Mr. Clark's favorite number
What is 56?
The Colts moved to Indianapolis in 1984, what city did they move from?
What is Baltimore?
Mr. Clark's first car was a 2008 Black Chevy _______
What is an HHR?
There have been 3 presidents who have been impeached, name 2
Who is Andrew Johnson, William Jefferson Clinton, & Donald John Trump?
The 4th Amendment protects unlawful searches and seizures, only allowing searches to be permitted after a warrant is issues. However, if an officer has THIS, they can search you/car/home without one
Probable Cause
For the first time in his life, Mr. Clark went out of the country in the summer of 2024; this is the country he visited
What is South Africa?
The United States has had two governments, the current on under the U.S. Constitution and this one prior to it
What are The Articles of Confederation?
Mr. Clark believes that ________ is the greatest (dramatic) tv show of all time
What is "Breaking Bad"?
According to the law in _________, it is illegal to have only one guinea pig as a pet.
What is Switzerland?
Does Mr. Clark believe in extra-terrestrial life
What is... kinda?
This President, was the FIRST to be born an American (post July 4th, 1776)
Who is 8th POTUS, Martin Van Buren?
This amendment was the foundation for the ruling in Gideon v. Wainwright (1963), where the Court unanimously held that states must provide counsel to indigent defendants in criminal cases, regardless of the crimes severity.
What is the 6th Amendment?
Mr. Clark is the head coach of this East Noble Sport, now in its first ever season
What is Girls Flag Football?
This is how many articles of the U.S. Constitution there are
What is 7?
Mr. Clark believes that ________ is the greatest tv comedy show of all time
What is Modern Family?
This is the only food that never spoils, it’s been found in ancient Egyptian tombs and still edible.
What is honey?
This is how many siblings Mr. Clark has
What is 1?
This POTUS had quite the party trick. He could write with both hands simultaneously, AND IN FORIGN LANGUAGES (Greek with the left & Latin with the right)
Who is James A. Garfield (#18)?
According to this amendment, the government can’t sentence you to be tickled by raccoons for 17 hours straight while listening to a kazoo remix of “Baby Shark.”
What is the 8th Amendment? (Protects against Cruel & Unusual punishment)
Mr. Clark likes to quote Ron Swanson saying "I don't eat the food my food eats." So, you won’t catch Mr. Clark eating celery or most vegetables. Except for this one he actually likes.
What is Green Beans?
The U.S. Constitution (Article III) stipulates to serve on the U.S. Supreme Court, you must be this age
What is NONE? (There is no age requirement to be on SCOTUS)
True or False: On Mr. Clark's bucket list, he has sky diving.
What is FALSE
In Latin, tis animal's name roughly translates to river horse (also, their milk is pink)
What is a Hippopotamus ?
When Mr. Clark goes to Starbucks, this is his go-to coffee order
What is a HOT venti Caramel Macchiato?
Like Mr. Clark, this president despised broccoli, so much so that he banned it from air force one. Famously saying: "I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid. And my mother made me eat it. Now I'm president of the United States. And I'm not gonna eat any more broccoli!"
Who is George H.W. Bush (#41)?
In United States v. Lopez (1995), the Supreme Court ruled that Congress exceeded its authority under the Commerce Clause by banning guns near schools, emphasizing that regulating local criminal activity was a state power protected by this amendment.
What is the 10th Amendment?
Mr. Clark saw his favorite current artist this past May in concert. He clearly has a musical obsession with this individual (The last 6th months of his 2024 "Spotify Wrapped" can confirm).
Who is Post Malone?
This is the year the U.S. Constitution was written
What is 1787?
Don't tell his wife, but Mr. Clark claims the best day of his life was when this event occurred
What is when the 2016 Cubs won the world series?
This artist painted this masterpiece, titled: "Starry Night"
Who is Vincent Van Gogh?
This is Mr. Clark's favorite animal in the WHOLE WIDE WORLD
What is a Tiger?