Spring Riddles
Why are waterbeds so bouncy?
They're filled with spring water
How do bees brush their hair?
With honeycombs
Where do worker bees go on vacation?
Sting-apore
Which bee gives you a second chance?
The Plan Bee.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Seasoning
Which month is the politest when asking questions?
The month of May
What did the flower decide to study in college?
STEM
What do unionized bees ask for?
More honey and shorter working flowers.
Which month of the year is the shortest?
May because it has three letters
How can you tell the weather’s getting warmer?
There’s a spring in people’s step
In all of spring, it can rain cats and dogs, but when does it rain monkeys?
In Ape-ril
What do you call a bee that lives in America?
A USB.
Does February march?
No, but April may
How can you tell spring flowers are friendly?
They always have new buds
What did the tree say during springtime?
“Well, this is a re-leaf!”
What would bears be without bees?
Just ears.
What can you find in the middle of April and March but not at the beginning or end of either?
The letter R
What is a flower’s favorite kind of pickle?
A daffo-dill.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Sure, if they wear yellow jackets!
How does a flower whistle?
By using its tulips.