a short comedy routine, clever humor; to resign
skit/whit/quit
American as ....
apple pie
What are 3 US states that begin with C?
Connecticut, Colorado, California
Shaving necessity
razor blade
Hemoglobin... and Clinton's vice president
Blood and Gore
Miniature___ Ball
Golf
Spanish painter, sculptor and cofounder of the Cubist movement, he lived most of his adult life in France.
Pablo Picasso
This is an archaic word for two. It's also the pen name of Samuel Langhorne Clemens.
Twain
Many Americans live in an apartment; many British people live in one of these.
Flat
the heart; certain women's shoes; and gas station equipment
they are all pumps
Moonshine, hooch
booze
What color is associated with breast cancer awareness and a famous panther?
Pink
a naked place to sit
bare chair
What do you call a 2000 pound gorilla?
Sir
British term for a playing field; wealthy; reason to scratch
pitch/rich/itch
clean as ...
a whistle
When purchasing a diamond, consumers are advised to look for quality in these four "C" factors.
Cut, Clarity, Color, Carat weight
Mr. Elizabeth Taylor....twice
Richard Burton
Mr. Hope... and to use a loom
Bob and weave
Rubber ____ Collector
Stamp
Miser, cheapskate, skinflint, or tightwad
penny pincher
The period between daylight and darkness.
Twilight
If the lights go out in America, you would look for a flashlight; in England, you would look for this.
Torch
M&M's; oysters, peanuts, and turtles
They all have shells
an Australian aboriginal hunting weapon
Boomerang
What color is a associated with a healthy tea and the end of a golf fairway?
green
Chardonnay for a hog
Swine Wine
If a rooster laid a brown egg and a white egg, what kind of chicks would hatch?
None...roosters don't lay eggs
a large all terrain vehicle; Gene Krupa's occupation; the "dog days" season
hummer/drummer/summer
cool as...
a cucumber
What are 2 baseball fielding positions that begin with C?
Catcher, Centerfield
This beverage, based on the sassafras plant, is almost exclusive to North America.
root beer
Demise... and tariffs
Death and Taxes
Rain ___ Floor
Dance
She was the tomboy in the comic strip Peanuts... but was not named after the popular candy.
Peppermint Patty
Eyebrow thinning implement
tweezers
In American supermarkets you use a cart to collect your purchases. In British supermarkets you use this.
Trolley
National Velvet, Seabiscuit, King of The Wind, and Misty of Chincoteague
They are all stories about horses
He'll take your bet... but it isn't legal.
Bookie
what color is associated with the Democratic party and IBM?
Blue
Pastry for a cobra
Snake Cake
What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a crazy rabbit?
One's bad money and the other is a mad bunny
uncomplicated; blemish; cheek indentation
simple/pimple/dimple
dead as...
a doornail
Which 2 of the 8 vegetables in V-8 juice begin with C?
Carrots, Celery
The life of boxer Jake LaMotta was explored in this 1980 film
Raging Bull
Eider feathers... and filthy
Down and Dirty
Quick ___ Bag
Sand
Pretending to be dead or asleep in the face of a threat
playing possum
This course wool with flecks of color originated in Scotland
Tweed
In America, you eat a cookie; in England it's called this.
Biscuit
Vichyssoise, bouillabaisse, gazpacho, and miso
They are all soups
Abbreviated term for the huge generation of people born between 1946 and 1964
Boomer
What color is associated with Mars and China?
red
an inexperienced monarch
Green Queen
What ten letter word starts with GAS.
Automobile
to tote; Diana's youngest; to wed
carry/Harry/marry
dull as...
dishwater
What are two signs of the zodiac that begin with C?
Capricorn, Cancer
Popular breakfast cereal.
Raisin Bran
Liberated... and transparent
Free and Clear
Skeleton ____ Board
Key
Despotic leader of the Khmer Rouge in Cambodia
Pol Pot
To spin around quickly
twirl
In England, you might buy a bag of crisps; in America they are called this.
Chips
Thimble, wheelbarrow, shoe, and battleship
they are all game pieces in Monopoly
someone who really likes to read
bookworm
What two colors are associated with Halloween?
black and orange
A Baby Ruth bar dropped on a beach
sandy candy
What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
A centipede with sore feet
Amusing; cash; bee's output
funny/money/honey
fit as...
a fiddle
Name the capital of Denmark that begins with C.
Copenhagen
A dictionary, encyclopedia or almanac, for example
reference book
Gherkins... and gelato
Pickles and Ice Cream
Ski ___ Rope
Jump
Gutenberg's mid-fifth century invention
printing press
a strong thread or string
twine
In American cars, you check the oil under the hood; in English cars you look under this.
Bonnet
Stockings, a marathoner, a car, and a political candidate
They all run
a remote or isolated area that is often described as "the middle of nowhere"
boonies
What color is associated with a delivery company and a university in Providence, Rhode Island?
Brown
a skinnier boxer
Lighter Fighter
What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?
A turtle with claustrophobia
a cloth bag; pretzels or cookies; a mallard's call
pack/snack/quack
fresh as...
a daisy
Name the capital city of Australia that begins with C.
Canberra
This annual sports event occurs every New Year's Day in Pasadena, CA
Rose Bowl
Under the weather... and weary
Sick and Tired
Spelling ____ Sting
Bee
The perfect ending to a Thanksgiving feast
Pumpkin Pie
to pinch or make a slight adjustment
Tweek
When he's in England, Larry King wears braces; in America he wears this.
Suspenders
Bitte, por favor, and prego
They all mean please in German, Spanish, and Italian
to deal in illegal goods, especially the transportation and sale of intoxicating liquors
bootleg
What color is associated with royalty and "The People Eater"?
Purple
a colorless taxi
drab cab
What's worse than a turtle with claustrophobia?
An elephant with hay fever