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100

This field of research is featured in the Astro department and involves an intersection of observational data and statistical methods

What is Astrostatistics?

100

The idea that everything is made of infinitesimal vibrating strings of energy, much much smaller than fundamental particles

What is String Theory?
100

This substellar object only capable of fusing hydrogen into deuterium within its core & this classification given to Pluto by the IAU in 2006.

What is Brown Dwarf Planet?

100

In this early 2000s sitcom TV show, the main character is a brilliant physicist studying string theory.

What is the Big Bang Theory?

100

This officer is often described as "Stoked to be here."

Who is Jake Rea?

200

This field of research that has a small research group, led by Dr. Keim, focuses on properties of non-equilibrium solutions (squishyyyy) under deformation and driving.

What is Soft Matter?

200

An interpretation of quantum mechanics which suggests that the wavefunction never collapses, and all possible outcomes of quantum measurements are realized in branching parallel realities

What is the Many Worlds Interpretation?

200

This insanely dense stellar remnant that can be observed as a pulsar & this phrase used by Carl Sagan to describe what we are all made of.

What is Neutron Star Stuff (/Dust)?

200

This physicist, famous for his work on relativity and black holes, made guest appearances on The Simpsons, Star Trek, and Futurama.

Who is Stephen Hawking?

200

This SPS officer often moonlights in one of the sexiest uniforms.

Who is Nate Hamme?

300

This field of Theoretical Gravitational research is being researched at Penn State as an alternative to string theory as a theory to quantize gravity. 

What is Loop Quantum Gravity?

300

This concept in cosmology proposes that the universe has undergone periods of rapid expansion and contraction, but it lacks the observational support of the Big Bang theory.

What is the Cyclic Universe Theory?

300

This equation, P2=a3, & this equation, b2=a2+c2-(2ac)cos(β).

What is Kepler's Third Law of Cosines?

300

In Interstellar, Romilly stays behind from Miller’s planet to study what?

What is gravity from Gargantua?

300

This officer is a cold beer's worst enemy.

Who is Juliette?

400

Featuring a device that detects neutrino oscillations at the South Pole, this experiment has researchers that analyze the data from this experiment at Penn State. 

What is IceCube?

400

A discrepancy between two experiments measuring the decay of a specific subatomic particle, where it seems to live longer in a beam than if it was trapped in a bottle.

What is the Neutron Lifetime Puzzle?

400

This phenomenon where ionized matter is shot away from a high-energy source along its axis of rotation & this NASA institution focused on robotic space exploration.

What is Astronomical/Relativistic Jet Propulsion Laboratory?

400

In Star Trek, the ships use this method of transportation (breaking Einstein’s theory of relativity)?

What is Warp Drive?

400

This officer has statistically measured the center of mass on 6 sets of all regular platonic solids, totaling over 61,000 total measurements.

Who is Cade Kellick?

500

This group at Penn State is seeking to perform a real-time correlation analysis of the high-energy signals across all known astronomical messengers from observatories across the globe

What is AMON?
500
A property of string theory that suggests everything we perceive to be in 3D is actually stored in 2D, including time.  

What is the Holographic Principle?

500

This hypothetical topological defect with immense length and density caused by the cosmic inflationary period & this proposed idea to solve quantum gravity that turns all particles into 1-dimensional vibrating objects, that includes the graviton.

What is Cosmic String Theory?

500

Referenced in Oppenheimer (2023), this physicist was Oppenheimer's doctoral advisor and developed the theory of quantum electrodynamics.

Who is Max Born?

500

This officer got a haircut for the first time in four years this summer.

Who is Garrett?