Name the attending
Joe Kaserman
"OMFG I'm 32 years old and talk mature af da fuq"
Jackie Dinh
Ron Goldstein had a _____ written about them
Song
Loves talking about death
Julia Newman
This line summarizes BMC's mission
Can name a journal, year, and article page but not their own age
"My neck is fat and I think my shirt is cutting off blood flow to my brain"
Burton Shen
This procedure combo was named after Sam Belok
Two lines, same groin. The Belok special. The double-dirty.
Has the most typos per progress note
Juan Rodriguez
A famous street intersection that provides most of BMC's business
Mass and Cass
Only consumes coffee in ice cream form
Kevin Wilson
"If I ever decline a free donut, know an alien has taken over my body"
Michelle Hall
Kevin Wilson named this his wildest adventure
Scuba diving
A pickle ball state champion
TJ Meehan
BMC president and CEO
Alastair Bell MD
Loves to skateboard to this day
Mike Ieong
When asked if they're gluten free, the answer was "I'd rather die"
Adriana Flores
A sport Liz Klings played her whole life and runs a league for it
Softball
Most likely to have any BMC/VA phone number saved in their phone
Jackie Dinh
The number of beds at BMC
511
Chris Reardon
"so if there's no goalie and he shoots a three pointer, it's a touchdown?"
Jason Wong
Free water swimming. Mountain climbing.
Will drink patient Gatorade and refuse to pay for hospital coffee
Jason Wong
The year of the "merger"
1996