ORIGIN STORIES
CREATURES OF THE OFFICE
PRA LORE
DON'T TELL RYA
PRODUCTION AND STANDARDS
100

THE YEAR THAT JOHN STARTED PRA SRQ

WHAT IS 2012

100

THIS IS THE SIGNATURE PHRASE EXCLAIMED BY DEREK WHENEVER HIS EXCITEMENT LEVEL HITS MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE

WHAT IS "OH HECK YEAH"

100

THIS INNOVATIVE TEAM MEMBER IS KNOWN AS THE CREATOR OF THE WIDESPREADING “WISE” LANGUAGE THAT QUICKLY BECAME OFFICE LEGEND

WHO IS PUCHACZWISE

100

A DEVIANT WHO IS NOTORIOUS FOR CASUALLY SLIPPING “I LOVE YOU” INTO EMAILS AND PHONE CALLS, WHEN HE’S NOT CRAWLING AROUND THE OFFICE ON ALL FOURS AND HOLDING ENTIRE CONVERSATIONS FROM THE FLOOR.

WHO IS JOHN?

100

THIS ESSENTIAL REVIT TOOL SHOULD BE USED REGULARLY TO KEEP MODELS ORGANIZED, ACCURATE, AND RUNNING EFFICIENTLY

WHAT IS A 3D WALKTHROUGH VIEW

200

THE YEAR UNITED WAY WAS FOUNDED

WHAT IS 1887

200

THIS DARING SOUL TOOK HIS REPUTATION FOR SPONTANEOUS ADVENTURE TO NEW HEIGHTS BY VOLUNTARILY THROWING HIMSELF OUT OF A PERFECTLY GOOD AIRPLANE.

WHO IS RISHABH

200

DESPITE BEING KNOWN TO THE REST OF THE WORLD AS BECCA AND EMMY, JOHN INSISTS ON ADDRESSING THESE TWO WOMEN BY THESE FULL GOVERNMENT-ISSUED NAMES

WHAT ARE BLR AND ELR

200

UTTERING THIS FORBIDDEN WORD WITHIN THE WALLS OF PRA IS ENOUGH TO EARN IMMEDIATE JUDGMENT, PUBLIC SHAMING, AND POSSIBLY A MEETING WITH HR.

WHAT IS SL_T

200

A NON-DESRCIPT WISCONSIN UNIT OF MEASUREMENT

WHAT IS A COUPLE TWO TREE

300

THE YEAR OUR BUILDING WAS ERECTED ALSO HAPPENS TO BE THE LAST TIME ITS ELEVATOR WORKED PROPERLY, LEAVING GENERATIONS OF EMPLOYEES TO MASTER THE STAIRCASE.

WHAT IS 1926

300

THIS PERSON, WHEN FACED WITH A CLIENT REQUEST, CHOSE NOT TO RESPOND WITH REVISIONS, CLARIFICATION, OR EVEN A COMPLETE SENTENCE...BUT INSTEAD SENT BACK A RENDERING FEATURING A CRUDELY DRAWN CROSS, ACCOMPANIED ONLY BY THE IMMORTAL WORDS, “OK, HERE.”

WHO IS JEDDWARD

300

AN ICONIC FORMER PRA EMPLOYEE WAS BEST KNOWN FOR BRINGING THE OFFICE “DEALS, DEALS, DEALS”, WHILE ALSO MAINTAINING A DEEPLY QUESTIONABLE PRESENCE NEAR THE ENTRANCE TO THE WOMEN’S RESTROOM

WHO IS GARY

300

WHILE HIS COWORKERS WERE BUSY SHARING THEIR FEELINGS DURING GROUP THERAPY, THIS MAN KEPT THINGS STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL, COOLLY REDUCING ONE OF THEM TO THE UNFORGETTABLE TITLE OF “EXTRA BODY.”

WHO IS SIR DAVID BURDWOOD

300

THE THICKNESS OF A RUFF

WHAT IS MEAT

400

THE ORIGINAL NAME FOR UNITED WAY 

THE CHARITY ORGANIZATION SOCIETY

400

IN AN ACT OF UNMATCHED CREATIVITY AND PURE CHAOS, THIS PERSON FORGED A MEMORY THAT WILL LIVE IN LEGEND USING NOTHING BUT A BOX OF TISSUES, PING PONG BALLS, AND FRAGMENTS OF CLOTH.

WHO IS JOHN AT THE CHRISTMAS PARTY

400

THIS CLIENT FOREVER ALTERED THE PRA LEXICON AFTER DELIVERING A THREE-WORD REVIEW SO POWERFUL IT WOULD ECHO THROUGH THE OFFICE FOR YEARS TO COME: “DADDY LIKEY.”

WHO IS BERLIN PATTEN EBLING

400

WHEN PRA FOUND ITSELF UNDER SIEGE BY AN UNRELENTING TERMITE INVASION, THIS DEVICE EMERGED AS THE OFFICE’S FIRST, LAST, AND ONLY SUCCESSFUL LINE OF DEFENSE.

WHAT IS THE BUG ZAPPER RACQUET

400

A FLEXIBLE, PUTTY LIKE SEALANT USED TO FILL AND SEAL CRACKS, GAPS, AND JOINTS IN BUILDINGS TO MAKE THEM WATERTIGHT AND AIRTIGHT

WHAT IS CAWLK

500

THE AMOUNT OF MONEY RASIED BY PRA FOR UNITED WAY IN 2024

WHAT IS $28,000

500

WHEN LOCKED OUT OF THE BUILDING, THIS RESOURCEFUL EMPLOYEE REFUSED TO LET SOMETHING AS TRIVIAL AS A LOCKED DOOR STOP HER, INSTEAD GAINING ENTRY THROUGH THE NEIGHBORING RESTAURANT IN WHAT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS A LIGHT BREAKING AND ENTERING.

WHO IS LI SI 

500

THIS CRAFT BEER, OCCASIONALLY SMUGGLED DOWN FROM WISCONSIN, IS KNOWN TO INSPIRE CHEERS AND CHEEKY CELEBRATIONS

WHAT IS SPOTTED COW

500

THIS STEALTHY COWORKER IS KNOWN FOR SLIPPING AWAY AT LUNCH TIME TO HIS MYSTERIOUS HIDEAWAY, WHERE THE PRODUCTIVTY PAUSES AND POWER OF NAPS REIGN SUPREME

WHO IS CHUNT

500

PROJECT IN WHICH HIDING POTATOES IN MODELS BECAME POPULARIZED

WHAT IS HOLY ROSARY