SS Fair Jeopardy (Joke Edition)

Brain Teasers

10

What word is always spelled incorrectly in a dictionary?

Incorrectly.

20

What can jump higher than a building?

Anything, buildings don't jump.

30

You have 5 cows, 2 dogs, and 1 cat.

How many legs do you have?

2, the left and the right.

40

A plane crashed off the coast of Indonesia and every single person died, yet there were two survivors. How could that happen?

The two survivors were dating / married.

50

As I was going to Pisay,
I met a student who cried seven times,
Each cry, a kitten would come by,
Each kitten had seven butterflies,
Each butterfly led eight dragonflies,
Dragonflies, butterflies, kittens, and cries,
How many were there going to Pisay?

One, I was going to Pisay.

Pinoy Ako

10

Saan binaril si Jose Rizal?

sa likod.

20

Anong isda ang hindi makapal?

Manifish.

30

Ano ang katabi ng U.S.A?

U.S.B

40

Bakit bawal umutot sa Apple Store?

kasi walang Windows.

50

Bakit hindi pumasok si Fact sa pinto?

kasi di naman Opinion.

Not the Answer We're Looking For

10

Imagine you’re in a room that’s filling up with water quickly. There are no windows or doors. How do you get out?

Stop imagining.

20

How do you make the number one disappear?

Add a G, now it's Gone

30

If you spell “sit in the tub” s-o-a-k, and you spell “a funny story” j-o-k-e, how do you spell “the white of an egg”?

E-G-G W-H-I-T-E

40

How many seconds are there in a year?

12
(January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd)

50

What’s greater than God and more evil than the devil. Rich people want it, poor people have it. And if you eat it, you’ll die?

Nothing

I Didn't Hear That

10

Taylor Swift recalls those who call you insane as Starbucks lovers in this song

Blank Space

20

This song describes New York as a "concrete jungle wet dream tomato"

Empire State of Mind - Jay-Z feat. Alicia Keys

30

Nirvana were not talking about skittles and beetles in this song

Smells Like Teen Spirit

40

Despite leading nowhere, Adele urges you to chase penguins in this song

Chasing Pavements

50

It is often said that you may possibly die while on the disco floor in this ABBA song

Dancing Queen

Bugtong Bugtong

10

Kay lapit na sa mata, 'di mo pa rin makita

Tenga

20

Dalawang batong itim, malayo ang nararating

Mata

30

Maliit na bahay, puno ng mga patay

Posporo

40

Dumaan ang hari, nagkagatan ang mga pari

Zipper

50

Hindi Linggo, hindi piyesta, naglawit ang bandera

Dahon ng saging