Mystery
What is it that lives if it is fed, and dies if you give it a drink?
Fire
What word is spelled incorrectly in every single dictionary?
Incorrectly
What can be broken but never held?
A promise
How do you make the number one disappear?
Add a ‘G’ and it’s gone!
If a plane crashes on the border between the United States and Canada, where do they bury the survivors?
Survivors aren’t buried!
What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?
A clock
. If you have one, you want to share it. But once you share it, you do not have it. What is it?
A secret
What is always coming but never arrives?
Tomorrow
What will you actually find at the end of every rainbow?
The letter ‘W'
How can a girl go 25 days without sleep?
She sleeps at night
How could a man go outside in the pouring rain without protection, and not have a hair on his head get wet?
He is bald
Some months have 31 days, others have 30 days, but how many have 28 days?
All 12
I start out tall, but the longer I stand, the shorter I grow. What am I?
A candle
What gets wetter the more it dries?
A towel
If Mrs. John’s one-story house is decorated completely in pink, with the walls, carpet, and furniture all shades of pink, what color are the stairs?
There are no stairs
What’s full of holes but can still hold liquid?
A sponge
A girl fell off a 50-foot ladder but didn’t get hurt. How come?
She fell off the bottom step
If you had only one match and entered a dark room containing an oil lamp, some kindling wood, and a newspaper, which would you light first?
The match
What has a thumb and four fingers but isn’t actually alive?
A glove
A cowboy rode into town on Friday. He stayed in town for three days and rode out on Friday. How is that possible?
His horse is named Friday
If an electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph, which way does the smoke blow?
An electric train has no smoke
How many dots appear on a pair of dice?
42
How many animals did Moses take into the ark?
None because it was Noah who built and loaded the ark
I have teeth but can’t eat. What am I?
A comb