Do this!
Don't do this!
Things to expect
Things you didn't expect
Misc
100

Before leaving the day before STAAR I need to...


Hint: you need this for the test

Make sure your computer is plugged in!

100
True or False:  I can look at my notes during the test

FALSE

100

To go the the bathroom I will need

to take the bathroom pass and hand to someone stationed by the bathrooms

100

If the fire alarm goes off we should...

leave like normal and we'll figure it out!

100

What does the T stand for in the STAAR test?

Some say torture but it's really Texas!

State of Texas 

200

As soon as you get to class in the morning you should....

Hint:  you need for your test

Make sure your computer is fully charged and ready

200

True or False:  I can read a book if I get bored during the test.

FALSE:  Only when you are finished.

200

True or false:  I can only eat school snacks.

False:  However nothing that will make your hands messy

200

I feel like I need to throw up!

Click pause and ask to go to nurse.  We will need to wait for an escort to take you to the nurse.
200

The levels of passing STAAR are

Approaches

Meets

and...

Mastery
300

When I'm hungry...

I need to push away from my computer and eat my snack.

300

True or false:  If I get done, I can have free time or I'm a fast finisher.

Mostly false:  You can read or put your head down.  No Snoring!

300

True or false:  I can drink from my water bottle during the test.

True:  Push yourself away from your computer and take a drink.

300

The test is harder than I thought!

Well too late to try harder in class!

Take your time, eliminate bad answers, think it through.  You have a 25% chance of guess right and it goes up if you can eliminate answers.

300

I may not pass, but I can still celebrate if I get a...

growth measure of 1 or 2.

Growth measures show how many years I've grown since the last test.

400

Before school begins I should do this...


Hint: another tool you will need

sharpen pencils so I can write things down.

400
True of False:  I can ask my teacher for help.

FALSE:  You trying to get us fired???

You will get "I cannot help you.  Do the best you can." 

400

True or False:  If I buy lunch from school, it will be a turkey sandwich or sunbutter sandwich.

Unfortunately that's true.  This is your reward for testing.

400

The person next to me is frothing at the mouth and I think they are turning into a werewolf. I should:

A). Raise my hand and wait for my teacher to come over.

B). Get out of there!

C).  Keep working on the test.  If they want to turn into a werewolf that's their business!  You got a test to take!

duh, C!

400

I didn't pass the test. That means...

On the day you took the test you didn't show enough math knowledge to pass.

Simple.  

Most people would reflect and ask if their effort all year was enough or if their effort on test day was enough.  But it is only one piece of information about you.

500
During the test, I should use my pencil and scratch paper and....
draw pictures, add, subtract, multiply or divide to make sure you are correct.  Not the time to trust your gut or go quickly.
500

True or false:  This is like Quizizz meaning the faster you answer the questions the more points you get.

Um, uh, do I need to say?

FALSE!  TAKE your time.  30 minutes is not enough!  Or do you want to go to summer school?

500

True of False:  This is no recess on STAAR days.

False: There are no special areas, but we do get recess in the afternoon.

500

What do I get for doing well on STAAR?

Oh, you thought there was a reward for doing well on this test?  Silly 5th grader?  There are no rewards!  It's about the only test on the planet where you don't get something good for passing or mastering!  Nope.  It's all about avoiding a negative.  The worst kind of test there is.  The silver lining is it does help you prep for tests you will want to pass in your life.