Rec Aid Excuses
Emoji Movies
Staff Fun Facts
Fall Jokes
100

Most common excuse. 

I don't have a ride

100

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Toy story

100

Wants to learn how to grow crops and live away from people. 

Nancy

100

Why do trees hate going to school?



Because they're easily stumped 



200

The cause of staff being out for weeks. 

COVID 

200

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snow white and the seven dwarfs

200

Has a famous Grandma. A book was written about her. 

Mrs. Yvette

200

How do you fix a pumpkin?



With a pumpkin patch



300

I have to take my cat to the vet because______

he jumped out the window and hurt his paw. 

300

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The Princess and the Frog



300

Didn't know how to spell their middle name.

Brandon

300

What kind of vest do you wear in the fall?



Har'VEST'



400
I partied to much I am in the hospital for ______

Alcohol poisoning

400

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Big Hero 6



400

Rides a bike everywhere.

Ms. Safiya
400

How do trees get onto the internet?




They 'log' in



500

Craziest excuse for a staff not showing up. 

They got shot.

500

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Up

500

Loves Korean Soap Operas. 

Ms. LeQuita

500

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by it's diameter?



Pumpkin Pi